Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas

They hooked me with a short clip, but I kept watching because I couldn't believe how bad it is. A middle school rendition of Secret Garden would blow the writing and acting out of the water. If this wasn't written by an actual crazy billionaire who only knew about the concept of a movie I would be shocked. No one talks or acts like a human or seems to do normal human activities at any time and somehow the whole thing was in portrait mode. Honest to heck it feels like a grade school power fantasy fan fic that somehow got enough money together to make a film. Honestly one star is being generous.

For starters this is the worst script writing and acting I have ever seen in my entire life.

For seconds the website that hosts this site just takes one wrong click to share your data in a hell of a lot of places.

In fairness. 3 of them - the main couple and the grandad could probably act ok if given a better script. I think they did OK considering the total mess they were given.

There is hope for the scriptwriters too. Bioware probably has a job lined up for them ready to ruin something, they'd be perfect for the role.

Do yourself a favour and ignore any reviews above 1/10. It's pretty much the worst thing you'll ever watch. It's not a case of difference of opinion, it's a case of the high ratings are people outright trolling.

I gave this movie a 10/10 not because it was a masterpiece, but because it was so mind-blowingly stupid that it became pure entertainment. The sheer absurdity of the plot, the over-the-top action, and the laughably bad dialogue made it impossible to look away. It's one of those films where the more it tries to take itself seriously, the funnier it gets. And the characters are so dumb.

Absolute cinema.

(I need more characters so here's some long words Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Floccinaucinihilipilification, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious)

I haven't a clue why some people are giving it a 10/10 but this movie doesn't have have a 5/10 story to tell, and acting is equally terrible. The absurdities in it could be best compared to a 90's telenovela, but even less believable with even worse acting, since some telenovelas can be wildly entertaining.

Credit where credit is due though, this one did start out mildly interesting, which is why I gave it a 3 and not a 1. And that is its whole purpose, it wants to get you hooked so that you go and finish the whole thing, which ends up being around 95 minutes or so. But then the more you watch, the dumber it gets. Like, they really don't understand the concept of moderation. It was weird.

This is the most hilarious movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Look, I'm a simple man who loves Money, Love, and Christmas so I got hooked. The plot is messy because it keeps upping the ridiculous stakes higher and higher. The characters are over the top bad. There is some okay acting but with that script it was probably an impossible feat. I say all that by saying, it's a beautiful disaster that warms my heart with Christmas cheer. Sit down and set aside 90 minutes of laughs, cheer, and wtfs. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL.

Merry Christmas to everyone who watches and remember - Money is good. Guns are good. Christmas is the best.