15 reviews
- raedshammari
- Feb 22, 2025
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I watched the whole thing, it was weirdly compelling. But. Oh. My. God. The writing was truly terrible, more holes in the plot than Swiss cheese. The acting is not much better from most of the cast, although the two leads were pretty good. Honestly just so bad that you can't turn away. The ending is both predictable and unpredictable, in that you expect the main outcome from very early on, but real people just don't behave like this! Also a bunch of people just disappeared so there are loose ends..
Go, watch it! Expect it to be rubbish and you will not be disappointed. Also, enjoy Drew Ater's fabulous cheekbones.
- haperry-71770
- Apr 4, 2025
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I haven't a clue why some people are giving it a 10/10 but this movie doesn't have have a 5/10 story to tell, and acting is equally terrible. The absurdities in it could be best compared to a 90's telenovela, but even less believable with even worse acting, since some telenovelas can be wildly entertaining.
Credit where credit is due though, this one did start out mildly interesting, which is why I gave it a 3 and not a 1. And that is its whole purpose, it wants to get you hooked so that you go and finish the whole thing, which ends up being around 95 minutes or so. But then the more you watch, the dumber it gets. Like, they really don't understand the concept of moderation. It was weird.
Credit where credit is due though, this one did start out mildly interesting, which is why I gave it a 3 and not a 1. And that is its whole purpose, it wants to get you hooked so that you go and finish the whole thing, which ends up being around 95 minutes or so. But then the more you watch, the dumber it gets. Like, they really don't understand the concept of moderation. It was weird.
This is the most hilarious movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Look, I'm a simple man who loves Money, Love, and Christmas so I got hooked. The plot is messy because it keeps upping the ridiculous stakes higher and higher. The characters are over the top bad. There is some okay acting but with that script it was probably an impossible feat. I say all that by saying, it's a beautiful disaster that warms my heart with Christmas cheer. Sit down and set aside 90 minutes of laughs, cheer, and wtfs. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL.
Merry Christmas to everyone who watches and remember - Money is good. Guns are good. Christmas is the best.
Merry Christmas to everyone who watches and remember - Money is good. Guns are good. Christmas is the best.
- imdbfan-3866545748
- Mar 9, 2025
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This is most probably the worst script and the worst acting you can find. An ocean of cliches ä, stereotypes, terrible dialogues and cheap settings. But worse than that, the whole story doesn't make any sense, and the characters lack any capacity of logical reasoning. Not even a film student at first year could create something so wrong at all levels.
Could be interesting to see if you want to find out how incompetence and failure can be infectious on a whole producing crew. And who knows, this might achieve cult status in the future for being so insanely bad. Worth looking for to see the meltdown in production- maybe. Otherwise avoid at all costs.
Could be interesting to see if you want to find out how incompetence and failure can be infectious on a whole producing crew. And who knows, this might achieve cult status in the future for being so insanely bad. Worth looking for to see the meltdown in production- maybe. Otherwise avoid at all costs.
- AlexanderPeyre
- Mar 8, 2025
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The only reason I watched the entire movie was because I wanted to know how bad it could get. The story started out as mildly interesting but soon descended into absurdity. The writing is amateurish at best. I will give credit to the actors for trying to make the best of a horrible movie. I appreciate their commitment. Not even the greatest actors in history could make this movie into anything good. For many actors, you take what work you can get, but it's hard to make movie magic when the characters are written to be void of any sort of depth or are so contradictory. If you want a perfect case study of lame plot development, this is one to watch.
- mightyelroy-38960
- Feb 21, 2025
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For starters this is the worst script writing and acting I have ever seen in my entire life.
For seconds the website that hosts this site just takes one wrong click to share your data in a hell of a lot of places.
In fairness. 3 of them - the main couple and the grandad could probably act ok if given a better script. I think they did OK considering the total mess they were given.
There is hope for the scriptwriters too. Bioware probably has a job lined up for them ready to ruin something, they'd be perfect for the role.
Do yourself a favour and ignore any reviews above 1/10. It's pretty much the worst thing you'll ever watch. It's not a case of difference of opinion, it's a case of the high ratings are people outright trolling.
For seconds the website that hosts this site just takes one wrong click to share your data in a hell of a lot of places.
In fairness. 3 of them - the main couple and the grandad could probably act ok if given a better script. I think they did OK considering the total mess they were given.
There is hope for the scriptwriters too. Bioware probably has a job lined up for them ready to ruin something, they'd be perfect for the role.
Do yourself a favour and ignore any reviews above 1/10. It's pretty much the worst thing you'll ever watch. It's not a case of difference of opinion, it's a case of the high ratings are people outright trolling.
- adambenjamingibbons
- Mar 6, 2025
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They hooked me with a short clip, but I kept watching because I couldn't believe how bad it is. A middle school rendition of Secret Garden would blow the writing and acting out of the water. If this wasn't written by an actual crazy billionaire who only knew about the concept of a movie I would be shocked. No one talks or acts like a human or seems to do normal human activities at any time and somehow the whole thing was in portrait mode. Honest to heck it feels like a grade school power fantasy fan fic that somehow got enough money together to make a film. Honestly one star is being generous.
- imdbfan-6654648790
- Mar 25, 2025
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For all the negative Nellie's reviewing this, geez! Lighten up already. It's just a bit of harmless entertainment to watch on the subway or bus on your phone. It's very low budget and it's good for a laugh or two about some pretty shallow people. It's not Shakespeare but so what? The leading lady playing Amanda is gorgeous. She's been in some cool projects before this as have much of the cast. The fellow playing Damian puts on a good performance as well. The lady playing the mother is quite attractive as well but the character she plays is reprehensible. The guy playing the jealous rival though can use some acting lessons IMHO.
- crystalcathymike
- Mar 13, 2025
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The plot is good but very boring. This is a massive waste of time when watching this entire episode (took me an hour). You have to watch approximately thirty-seven episodes and you have to pay on ReelShorts. It wasn't worth it.
Reasons: 1. There is a one scene but different place that keeps repeating over and over which is mockery on Mr. Blaine. I just have to skip it all the way until the plot twist. It gets boring once you see this certain scenes over and over again!
2. you'll get so mad and frustrated while watching the shows until the ending.
3. the acting is horrible because of their weird expressions, the way how they speak,
Reasons: 1. There is a one scene but different place that keeps repeating over and over which is mockery on Mr. Blaine. I just have to skip it all the way until the plot twist. It gets boring once you see this certain scenes over and over again!
2. you'll get so mad and frustrated while watching the shows until the ending.
3. the acting is horrible because of their weird expressions, the way how they speak,
- imdbfan-9461047416
- Mar 24, 2025
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I gave this movie a 10/10 not because it was a masterpiece, but because it was so mind-blowingly stupid that it became pure entertainment. The sheer absurdity of the plot, the over-the-top action, and the laughably bad dialogue made it impossible to look away. It's one of those films where the more it tries to take itself seriously, the funnier it gets. And the characters are so dumb.
Absolute cinema.
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Absolute cinema.
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- mateochavez-61178
- Feb 22, 2025
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This is by far the most exhilarating and gripping movie I have ever seen. It's as if you combined The Godfather with James Bond and Passion of the Christ. The raw emotion and edge-of-your-seat plot lines truly make this a can't miss film.
Just kidding. This is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's so bad that it's good. It's Plan 9 From Outer Space, but in 2025. I feel so bad for the camera people and anyone that had to work on this train wreck of a movie. I'm mad at myself for watching a Facebook reel and then searching for the film online. This movie was made for people who aren't actually watching the screen.
Just kidding. This is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's so bad that it's good. It's Plan 9 From Outer Space, but in 2025. I feel so bad for the camera people and anyone that had to work on this train wreck of a movie. I'm mad at myself for watching a Facebook reel and then searching for the film online. This movie was made for people who aren't actually watching the screen.
- imdbfan-6803299961
- Mar 8, 2025
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First, Damian Blaine, sounds like an absolute STUD. He's rich, famous, own ATLAS, just the BIGGEST defense corporation in the entire WORLD!!!!! Damian Blaine is like a much more attractive, charming, and wealthy Tony Stark/Iron-Man. Damian is nice, Damian is intelligent, Damian is generous, Damian is great, Damian is exemplary, Damian is radiant. Everything about is amazing, he is what makes this movie work. Iris, she may not be the smartest, but she held it down. She believed Damian from the beginning, she didn't her stupid stupid family members stop her from finding her true love. This movie was amazing I loved it, absolute cinema 10/10.
- pibble-75758
- Feb 22, 2025
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- cdfowler-01334
- Feb 24, 2025
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This is mistakenly labeled in a different genre. I laughed out loud so hard watching this. This movie may not be good for everyone, but don't let bad reviews fool you, because it is misunderstood. The plot is well-written and actors are doing their jobs perfectly to make you laugh. Don't think too much, just feel the vibe. I couldn't stop watching till the end and I was very inclined to share my review with someone afterwards. I was very happy and satisfied for what I found on Instagram ads which I usually find annoying. Again, this is the best COMEDY I watched in 2024. This can be a new standard movie for Christmas.