Piglet

Well where do I start with this one. Short answer do not waste your time. Longer answer below

I've seen some low budget films in my time and I've had many great experiences watching such films.

However Piglet is by a multitude of a million light years the absolute biggest pile of tripe I've ever seen.

Terrible acting, terrible effects. Honestly staring the wall in a freezing cold room would be a better use for your time.

The whole thing looks like it was shot and edited by someone in a bedroom. The blood effects look like they were added using technology from the 90's

I actually said to my wife around 10 mins in the whole film could be condensed into 15 mins.

Here is the thing: if you had had a great idea for a horror film that involves a well known, copyrighted character and you just had to get that one our because you had such an amazing script, then there would have been nothing really to stop going through with it, because there are a million ways around that copyright. That for example freddy's wonderland. Anybody wanna tell me that is is not five nights at freddys? And then again someone out there wanna tell me that five nights at freddys is not ACTUALLY chucky cheese without the copyright/trademark???

So the fact alone that they waited until it was public domain already shows that this is nothing but a cheap cash grab.

Thats so incredibly lazy, it makes the asylum look like A-24 in comparison.

Only kevin smith could do less and actually release it.

Hello Piglet, this is not based on the Twisted Childhood Nightmares Trilogy, oh no this is a completely different story of Piglet, the mask looks very similar to 2023's Blood and Honey. You may think that this movie is good, well in my book, it is very underrated film about a big Piglet mask murdering tourists that visit for the week. Well some of them using practical effects and rest of them were done in CG just to fill the rest of the B-horror budget. Dialogue for characters is kinda hear it but not as frequent. The campgrounds manager reveals who he's working with early on the film. Very noticeable. This is very underrated film to the Blood & Honey 4.7/10. Underrated and mediocre.

The movie is so bad it makes Astro bot look more scarier the blood effects were so bad made the ps1 games look like they had better graphics when I watched it it made me feel like I committed a hate crime especially when they held the blonde guy at gun point even though he told them to leave and saved them from wish piglet they still decide to hold him at gun point was just so stupid. I rather watch a broken condom for 24 hours so don't watch it.

It seems that there are so few ideas in the Southern Hemisphere that they had to mash up the Poohniverse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Wolf Creek.

And it's rotten down under. Like a metric kiloton of lard left out in the Australian sun - in late January, when their summer is in swing.

I am also running out of pig analogies to describe how bad and stupid this movie is. The cast is terrible. The plot is so dumb. The script was clearly AI-written. The acting is non-existent.

The characters are terrible. Every second of the movie is annoying in every way. I guess the camerawork is okay - and by that I mean whoever was operating the camera was awake. And the editing is decent. But I am sure that the person who cut this atrocity suffered mental harm having to piece this incompetent nonsense to together.

Avoid.