Car Dogs

There is some serious talent both on and behind the screen in this movie. A tale of a single day in the life of a large car dealership. The movie was made by Arizona State University teacher and students from the drama school. They have a bright future in the industry.

Patrick J. Adams plays Mark, the son of the dealership's owner. They have a seriously dysfunctional relationship and the father manipulates Mark by promising him his own dealership if he can sell 30 cars by the end of the day. The father has weaseled a deal with an investor to purchase another lot (the one he promises to Mark) but only if they can come up with the capital, which is why they need to sell so many cars. The conflict comes as Mark tries to juggle his marriage, his job, his friends and co-workers and his own soul in order to get the deal done so he can own his own lot and run it the way he wants, honestly.

Adams is great as Mark. I love his performance on Suits, and its good to see he has the talent to play other characters. George Lopez, Nia Vardolos, and Octavia Spencer (in a short cameo) are the heavyweight names in the cast. The others are new or up and comers who do a fantastic job portraying the chaos and pressure of selling cars.

The beauty of this film is that selling cars is just the MacGuffin. The real plot is Mark's conflict within himself to lose the battles (firing a friend, lying about payroll issues, etc) in order to win the war (getting his own dealership) which start to take their toll on him. His wife files for divorce, his employees start to question his leadership, his best friend starts to question Mark's honesty, and his dad taunts him cruelly throughout. How Mark handles these things professionally and with his eye on the goal, not the journey, is remarkable writing. Adams does a great job pulling off this nuanced character.

Some of the other reviewers have mentioned how realistic the movie portrayed car dealerships and selling cars. Again, you could have made this about selling tires or boats or electronic equipment and it would have not changed much. It was about one man standing by his principles while coming close to crossing the line.

Just watched this on Netflix last night. I've spent over 12 years in the car business, and this movie is spot on. The shenanigans that you see play out here, are the same things I seen on a daily basis on the lot. Especially the way management talks to the staff as if they are worthless. It is a very dog eat dog business, that's not for everyone, and this movie captured it perfectly. If you're an old Car Dog, or a new one, you'll laugh your butt off at this movie, and point to several scenes and tell your family and friends, "see, that's exactly what happens!"

I really do not understand the 4.9 rating. i guess not enough reviews. it is not the godfather. it is a brisk look at a slice of life. g. lopez is particularly good. i've worked in auto industry for 15 years and this is right on. good flick. nice supporting role by octavia spencer, quite the surprise.

Real Car Dog, 45 years: If you took every bad cliche and packed it into one day. This is a myopic and negative portrayal. In 45 years, I have seen every one of those subplots play out, some several times, but over decades.

In general, most car people are very honest. But don't be stupid and not do your homework before spending 50 grand. That's just good business, you will pay too much for everything you buy if you are stupid.

George Lopez gave the most accurate portrayal of a seasoned car dog with marginal ethics I have seen. The Green Pea was good too.

It is a decent watch, no Glen Gary or the EPIC Used Cars with Kurt Russell. A very good choice for car biz flicks is Suckers with Daniel Benzari. He gives a flawless sales meeting. The first half of Suckers is 7 stars plus, then the plot goes off the rails and gets goofy.

Overall? Car Dogs is worth a watch, maybe? I loved the car biz; we had a lot of fun, made a ton of money, and helped many people get into cars and improve their lives. Dogs did not show any positives, just the ugly. Keep that in mind.

Any movie with George Lopez in it gets an automatic 1 Star. Shame on any director giving this fraud a job. George has been stealing money from producers for years. When are they going to learn he is talentless, unfunny and a waste of breath? Hopefully soon.