American Beach House

The positives are that the three female contestants are very attractive and they show some skin. I have not heard of any of them.

The negatives are that the movie is poorly written, the film quality is bad and the acting is terrible. There is a toilet humor scene that makes me dislike this movie even more. I would like to say that the movie is so bad that it is good but that would not be true, it is just bad.

The fascinating part is that Mischa Barton would have been around 28 years old when she made this movie but she looks closer to 40 and even more wooden than usual. Lorenzo Lamas would have been around 56 years old when this movie was made. His body looked pretty good for his age but it was interesting to me to study his face and look at the plastic surgery. I had trouble distinguishing is original face under the surgery.

Oh my god! That was one of the worst movies ever. I wanted to see Mischa Barton somewhere but I shouldn't do that. Everything in this movie is wrong. Actors, story. I was so annoyed by this movie I had to skip some parts because I couldn't see the whole thing. It is called comedy but I didn't laugh. Parts with the old woman were terrible, I guess they thought this is very funny but it wasn't. And Lorenzo Lamas was terrible too. One little good thing was music - that was sometimes OK. But that isn't enough. I wanted to relax a little but I was just disappointed.

So warning to you all, you don't wanna see it - for your own good :D. My rate would be zero but it isn't possible so I gave 1.

Starring Mischa Barton as the host of an apparent contest in which enraged three men and three women joining together in a lavish beach house for a week. Apparently no rules and no consequences were held in this house with characters being able to do whatever.

This is a light sappy reality tv type drama with juvenile humor. It has the feel of reality competitive series Big Brother without any competitive games and far less people in the house. The comedy includes toilet humor and nothing is really clever or memorable.

Mischa Barton is the highlight playing the host while she welcomes these six contestants. Most of the characters are relatively one dimensional with each one of course hooking up with another. Shallow characters are expected. The hookups are predictable save for perhaps Barton's character, but there were some slight clues along the way.

There is character development to be had on the end and does have some emotion to it but overall the film just has that sappy feel about it. Fans of relative tv competition types may enjoy the film for what it is.

Mischa Barton's Film career I'm guessing ended on this low budget tasteless rotten egg.

The story was a corny version of American Pie. There is nothing unique here it's only been done About 10,000 times by every amateur hour film school student for fun.

Cute girls and an attempt to bring Hollywood in with a decent performance from a typical lying agent summarize the highlights of this film.

It was Hard to watch. It looked like it was shot on an iPhone 4. The Cinematography and color was soft and had a dull yellow tint out doors. I give it a D

American Pie this is not - also way too late to ride that wave, no? Well maybe you feel differently. Now I am not blaming the actors too much here. They give it their best shot - at least it feels like it. But take the outtakes during and all the way through to the end of the credits ... they seem nice and all ... until you realize (especially the last clip) ... it is quite weird and aggressive. What I mean by that in terms of the movie: the tone is all over the place.

The movie itself is not overly aggressive .. it is not to my liking (especially the whole peeping and then revenge plots/schemes) ... but hey, maybe you are into that low brow humor (well if you can call it that).

For better or worse (you decide), there is quite a lot of nudity in this. And there is even one sexual encounter that ... well it has a slight comical angle still plays for ... well I'll say excitement. The horny old ladies ... I don't know ... same goes for the ... "viagra" joke ... let's say they go hand in hand .... you'll get it if you decide to watch. Also Mischa has fallen ... I reckon she is not getting any other roles and she has to accept what she is being offered ... I am not mad at her or telling her off _ it's just a shame.