Bikini Car Wash

I've a soft spot for the sort of films this tries to ape, puerile teen movies with questionable scripts and pop rock soundtracks (American Pie, Road Trip etc). This is by far the worst I've ever seen.

Direction that makes George Lucas look Kubrickian.

The writing is so poor, thatat one point in the 90 minute soft focus soft porn boob shot, a character actually utters something to the effect of 'nudity is fine, in context'. I'm adlibbing a little because i've scrubbed this from my mind already. My first review on IMDb, and already i'm hoping for better.

Is it going to win any Oscars? No, but it's not trying to. If you watch this movie you are watching it to see good-looking women in Bikinis, nudity, some R-Rated sex scenes, and a little humor. It delivers on all these fronts. It doesn't really matter that it's angling to ape other teen sex comedies. It doesn't matter that the plot is a framework for the T & A.

The two male leads do a decent job and the production values are higher than I'd expect for a low budget flick, and the women are all hot (some are previous Playboy models). Don't be too analytical, just sit back and enjoy the bewbs.

This movie is about meeting chicks through a car wash. It's a business movie at its heart, but about the women mainly. The women are hot. End of story.

I don't know. It is what it is.

2 stars

Two reviewer accounts created on the same day as their only review posted. Don't be fooled by the high rating on this stinker. Anyone with half a brain couldn't watch this without cringing. It's a complete mess and a disaster of a movie. Ot's not worth the time to write this review, other than to off-set the fake reviews posted by crew members or people directly associated with the movie. A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review, the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

I felt cheated by this movie because not all the women in the movie appear topless. It runs for 90 minutes, pretending there is a plot, when there isn't as made obvious by the title of the movie itself. A review of 4.9 at the time of watching this film made me believe there would be some laughs at least. But there was not even one. Even the gratuitous display of boobs couldn't make up for what an utter waste of time and money this movie was for me. I wouldn't recommend this movie even if I was its producer and distributor. How do I write more to make this review long enough to fit 10 lines? Gosh, I think I am putting more thought into this review than the scriptwriters did.