A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure

Congratulations, this movie wins the worst animated movie award. I don't know what to talk about because this movie hasn't any story. It is just random events and his dad calling him Sparky 1000 times. Oh yes and yellow car is stoned. P.S. Wait,Sparky is woman???

That, pretty much, is what one of the main characters of this atrocity sounds like, in text form. I can't say this movie is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I even laughed a few times from its sheer stupidity, making it range into the "So bad it's good" category, but it still sucks, which is why I'm giving it a 3 out of 10 instead of, I dunno, a 7. It has all these characters, who are all cars. Now, where in the world did I hear that idea before? It also takes place in the desert. Oh my God! Where could that have been spawned from? It also features a car who learns his lesson at the end. Jesus Christ! I know this came from somewhere! That's right, it's a shameless ripoff of "Cars", which is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is upon a series of crappy animated flicks that are complete ripoffs of other, more superior flicks, and don't even try to hide it. It features the same general character idea, the same settings, the same plot idea. I will eventually review Ratatoing, Kis Vuk, and others of the kind, if I can get a copy of it.

Easily one of the worst animated movies I have ever seen. I would say it's not worth your time,but it really is because I highly recommend you watch it with a friend and comment on how terrible it is. Everything about it is absolutely awful,the animation,the characters,the CGI, literally everything. It's easily one of the biggest disasters in animation. I've seen MANY commentaries online pulling this apart while the commentators crack jokes along the way and have fun.Same thing with the other Spark Plug atrocities.And the pink car's voice is so annoying!!But we were all cheering when she finally died.THANK GOD!!

I was honestly planning on making a sarcastic review but its not even good enough for that. It physically hurt to sit through this mess of a movie. The animation looks like a 4 year old has found a computer from a dumpster and decided to make a movie. WAS THERE EVEN A PLOT THOUGH. The best part of this movie was when they were beating Speedy and killing her i thoroughly enjoyed that scene. Speedy's voice actor made me suicidal. I hope this company crashes and burns. I regret wasting 40 minutes of my life on this movie.

Everything about this is awful. Each character is utterly detestable, but the pink car is officially THE WORST and most annoying character to ever be shown in all of media. No offence to the woman who did the voice acting, but honestly it is physically painful to listen to.

To be honest though, the dad car, the main car, and the weird murderer car were almost just as bad.

To give it one positive, at least it is mercifully short at only 40 minutes. Still that is too long, considering nothing actually happens in the film, and it somehow manages to be confusing.

Overall this is one of the absolute worst things ever created by man. 0/10.