Bloody Bloody Bible Camp

A relatively throwback homage to those horror slasher films of the 1980's, this film seems to bring several common elements and tropes seen in many of those films into this. It is relatively lower budget but that is not too much of an issue. It can work depending on how to entertain the audience. The creators of this movie don't seem to know how to do that. Their effort is neither funny nor scary, full of random jokes which are almost always out of place, unoriginal or far too forced which comes across as desperate and cringey. There are several solid scenes of kills showing blood splatter, more so in the end. But it's very much so things we've seen before. The twist type ending is decent enough but doesn't exactly add much.

Most of people would have said that this is the worst movie ever but I don't think it is. Well, if every bad movie is the worst than what is the definition of THE WORST itself. I mean this movie isn't worst but it is bad. They try to put some classic movie atmosphere and cliché' into this and I believe they have succeeded (but not really good). It is not horror but rather trying to be comedic. At times I would feel like laughing but I just can't, something some kind of missing in it. If you have nothing better to do than loosen your expectation and watch this movie. Then you may find it is watchable. If more time, money and efforts being put on this movie maybe it would be much much better.

Well this one begins nicely, with some stupid dialogue, a bit of skin, lots of fake blood, more skin, more blood. It's pretty nice. Starting out around 7/10 as opening credits roll!!!

But the rest of the movie doesn't really make the score worthwhile. A bit more skin and blood and a couple of witty comments. But overall it's really rather dull. 4/10.

This might be too goofy to get a higher rating, but it does a damned fine job of what it aims at.

The people behind it must have watched every slasher film between 1974-1989. They knew all the camera angles, they knew the soft targets to make fun of. Including having the soundtrack be out of sync for the 1978 scenes.

The humor is juvenile, but it is funny.

A parody that will make the humorless complain about it being cheesy because they won't get it. But if you also watched a lot of slasher films...... This is how you make a dumb film intelligently.

Bloody Bloody Bible Camp (2012) is a movie I recently watched on Shudder. The storyline follows a group of campers who head out to a Bible camp by a lake where a mass murder happened 30 years ago. Could the original killer make a reappearance?

This movie is directed by Vito Trabucco (Henchman: The Al Leong Story) and stars Reggie Bannister (Phantasm), Tim Sullivan (Detroit Rock City), Ron Jeremy (54), Ivet Corvea (Run! Bitch! Run!) and Gigi Bannister (Bubba Ho-Tep).

This movie is a little like Hatchet where it doesn't take itself too seriously. The script and dialogue in this is fun and there's a trivia scene that's hilarious. The kill scenes start slow but get better the last 45-60 minutes. Theres plenty of blood splatter and a few scenes with some worthwhile gore. Oh, and this movie gets .5 points for who they cast as Jesus.

Overall this is a very average addition to the horror genre with a few worthwhile lines and scenes. I would score this a 5.5/10 and recommend seeing it once.