Double Down

I don't need much to live on anymore. I just eat tuna out of the can and live in the car.

I guess it was okay, but there wasn't enough laptops and climbing slightly steep hills.

I know that some of you won't believe me, but this movie actually makes The Room look good. Yep, it's that bad. How bad you ask? Well, how about voice over for the first 25 minutes of the film. How about an anti-hero (played by the director/screenwriter/head bottle washer) with the tech powers of a god, who eats tuna from a can in his rundown car. And when we do finally get dialog, it's so clumsily written it's laugh out loud funny. "Worst than 9-11, or the other major attacks like 9-11" And the plot? Good luck with that. How any movie with this much voice over can be as unfollow-able, hell just plain incomprehensible, is one of the wonders of the modern age. Is he a good guy, bad guy, crazy, sane? Who know? Who cares? You sure as hell won't. Trust me. There is absolutely NOTHING redeeming about this film.

Neil Breen is a writer, director, producer and the star in several movies of his own making. This is one of them.

There's a certain secret to watching a Neil Breen movie and that is, "just go with it". Trust me because otherwise you will be sitting there why is this scene happening and what was Neil Breen on when he wrote it. Trying to figure out what goes on in a Neil Breen movie leads to madness.

In this movie Neil Breen plays a secret agent / hacker / bio-weapon that is capable of curing brain cancer and using several laptops at once. These laptops are scattered all over the desert where a large majority of the movie takes place.

And really that's it. You can watch this movie and not really get the plot assuming there is one and he didn't just go all Scott Shaw on us and give it the "Zen film making technique" where there's no script, the loosest concept of a plot and you only act when the moment feels right.

Nobody in this, or any of his other movies, can act including Neil. It's like he got a bunch of amateurs together and let them loose.

Don't bother with this one, or any of his other movies, unless you are looking for something that it truly incomprehensible.

I don't even know if it's a movie. What is this film about? Why are there Stock's videos? Did Neil record this movie with a Nokia 3310? So many questions, so few answers.

The movie was so bad that it was funny. He got a 2/10 - half star more than 1/10 for nice bare female ass in the pool, another half star more for Neil's effort to collect all those broken laptops and phones from the garbage dumps.

This is Neil's worst film in his entire "rich" film portfolio. There are only few things to laugh at, because movie is so super serious. There is no robotic Jesus Neil, Neil isn't the most intelligent man in the world, and he doesn't play the role of the Messiah hacker. He's simply a bioterrorist who has delusions. You can see that Neil was still a modest guy when writing his first film. Ah, that Neil... How can you not love him?

P. S. But seriously now - what did he make this film about?