Cade: The Tortured Crossing
- 2023
- 1h 40m
An identical Al twin brother restores an old mysterious mental asylum. He takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice.An identical Al twin brother restores an old mysterious mental asylum. He takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice.An identical Al twin brother restores an old mysterious mental asylum. He takes it upon himself to mystically train the patients as warriors for humanity and justice.
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- TriviaNeil Breen's first official film sequel, this being for Twisted Pair (2018).
- GoofsWhen the mental patients are "trapped" in the SUV, it's clearly visible that the car windows are down and that the patients are just miming as if they are up.
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Cale Altair: I'm so ashamed, Cade. Look at me. Cade. Cade, I'm so ashamed. Look what's happened to me. Cade, it all went wrong. Cade. Cade, I'm so ashamed of what I've been doing. Everything's gone wrong for me. Cade. Cade, help me. Cade. It's all gone wrong. I'm disintegrating, Cade. Cade. Kill me, Cade. Kill me. Kill me, Cade. Kill me. Look at me. I'm so ashamed. Look at me. I don't wanna fight.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Best of the Worst: Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2024)
To begin with, the lack of talent of this monumentally delusional fella is unparalleled. People might say 'The Room' is the worst movie ever, and it probably is, though I do beg to differ. In my humble opinion that would be the case had not Neil Breen ever existed. Sadly though, he did.
I have seen all of his so-called movies. They all are undeniably horrible; non existing writing & cinematography, delusional characters, Mr Breen himself that can only do good even when he's on various killing sprees, wooden acting (especially on his part,) lack of facial expressions (times-two on his part), the list goes on.
And, after having carefully 'considered' his pedigree, I must say that 'Cade: The tortured Crossing' reaches - by a long shot - the peak of senile stupidity.
Neil Green is a strange animal, even stranger than the white are-you-kidding-me-what-is-this-CGI tiger present in this mega turkey. I mean, each movie he makes, things get worst. He seems not to be able to understand anything on moviemaking, wrapped in his (I'd guess) heavily self medicated self delusion.
I cannot get past the childish attitude this untalented fella projects on the screen. I cannot get past the moment he saw a... "Hey, look! A green screen! OMG now I can make a whole movie disregarding (even more than before) perspective, storytelling, acting. I gotta run though, gotta use as many pictures as possible from my ShutterStock free trial.
A Romanian Castle? Perfect!
A dilapidated building? Right on!
The Austrian Alps? Fantastic!
Whatever? Even better!
Who cares!! Now I will be able to do any nonsensical no-sense anytime I want. Tell you what, from now on call me Neil Green." Ok, all jokes aside he clearly must have some kind of issues, and I am saying that because no functioning person can misuse a brain the way he does.
I need to add something else. I have never reviewed any of his stuff, this time I had to. Especially after having noticed the scam he's pulling off here on the IMDB database. The scores this master-crap is receiving (10s after 10s) reflect a troubling state of affairs. Clearly, the desire to inflate ratings means that among this man's numerous negative qualities a new one, perhaps the worst, is emerging: deception.
Enough now. Let's just end it by saying I wouldn't wish my worst enemy watching this pile of crap.
Please Neil Breen, please stop this insanity. Yes, you have a Ferrari, and yes you are and forever will be the good one, we got it. We finally did. So now your work's done. Please, disappear. Please.
- m-prezioso
- Feb 23, 2024
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- 1.78 : 1