2021: La Guerre des mondes

This isn't as bad as your average sci-fi channel disaster, but they tried very hard to sink to that level.

The dialogue is about as bad as it gets, and it's all delivered with scene-chewing gravitas that made us sorry we had just eaten supper before we started watching it.

Did I mention the plot is absurd, and the characters spew nonsense intended to sound like science?

Evidently Tom Sizemore didn't want to embarrass the rest of the cast by displaying some acting ability.

It's an Asylum film. What does anyone expect. If this company reaches 3 stars it's a near miracle. If any film bears the name Asylum, count on worst of the D-class slopfest in every way possible.

Beyond mentioning the name, no further review is necessary. Asylum is a stroll through cinematic pudu barefooted, worthy only of being satirized by a guy and some puppets.

Poor storyline, even worse acting.

A high ranking military officer with only one assistant, two so called scientists the only ones apparently able to combat the aliens.

Totally unbelievable.

I absolutely love cheesy b rate movies, but this wasn't even amusing accidentally. There wasn't even an effort for continuity, not that one would really notice because you'll spend more time playing with your phone than paying attention to this atrocity. H. G. Welles is spinning in his grave realizing that some joker took his premise and butchered it to hell and back. The spaceships and aliens did look cool for a quick minute but most the CGI was god awful, as was the acting in this monstrosity. It's a miracle I watched all the way through, but like any great train wreck, you can't look away.

Avoid this trash, wear a mask over your eyes.

If faced with nothing else to watch, consider getting an early nights sleep or iff invited by someone to watch it, consider moving t a country with no power or internet.