San Andreas magnitude extrême

Someone had actually painted on it "Mega Quake Killer". Plus, the nose cone consists of red duct tape, and painted plaster. The 'drama' in trying to move the missile was hysterical.... -in fact the whole scene... that is if you smoke a joint and get stoned before watching the movie. Can't stop laughing!

When a siren goes off with a red flashing light, someone says "what's that?" and the reply is "an alarm" it doesn't bode well for the rest of the film. Sadly not even in the 'so bad it's good' category.

Turned on a streaming service looking for something interesting to watch. San Andreas - Mega Quake. Hey I live in LA, been through a lot of them - lets try this.

So I did - and stayed with it to the bitter end. I wanted to quit earlier but by the time I got to a certain point I just had to see how bad it was going to get. The script itself - dialogue OMG Please. I LOVE CALIFORNIA. Was this the writing teams first movie script? The director, acting coach what have you or should I say where were you. Was the goal to get footage in the can or GOOD footage in the can. Joseph Michael Harris I feel sorry for. You see, most paper bags have been replaced with other types of bags at the grocery stores in California, so there is no possible way we can see Joseph Harris try to act his way out of a paper bag.

I am going to do some more research on this film because I really want to know who foot the bill for this nightmare.

This movie is so horrible that it made me chuckle multiple times. The Tom Cruise clone was probably the best actor but that's not saying much. Overall I would've given it a 1 but it made me laugh.

Also the blond chick smiles too much.

I've seen my fair share of B movies but this is so so bad. Awful script, bad acting and CGI that looks like it's been done on a ZX Spectrum.

How did he not see the huge plume of black smoke when looking g for the crashes helicopter before she told him what direction to look in!

Helicopters with no rotor blades, just some cheesy flashing on screen to give the impression but no wind to blow hair or grass!

Water that doesn't ripple during a quake

Objects don't fall off shelves in offices during huge aftershocks.

Can't wait for Mega Quake 2 - The Aftershock,