Immortally Yours

This movie has everything: uninteresting plot, poor acting, slow pace, bad editing, exceptionally bad sound. What's not to hate?

Vampires that roar like lions... ugh. I could just hear the director saying, "OK,now throw your head back and snarl. Make your eyes crazy! Show your fangs!" Sound mixing was probably done on a 1980's cassette recorder.

I can't believe someone actually thought it was a good idea to produce it.

Wish I hadn't wasted my time - it's an hour and a half I'll never get back - but I kept hoping it would get better. It didn't.

A film such as this could only come out on DVD. The studio probably realized how bad it was and decided that it would crash and burn if it was released in the theaters.

While some of the cast have been in decent films, most of the cast are wooden or sounding like they're reading cue cards. Most of the dialogue sounds amateurish and fake.

The plot seems to be a composite of a few story ideas, with the hopes of making something stick (a cop story, a vampire romance, a conspiracy involving the poor man's version of the Illuminati. Unfortunately, none of it works.

The main vampire, Alex, is boring, as is his love interest, Estelle. Since they can't act, it's not a big deal. Neither can the cops, or anyone else.

Finally, when the closing credits are playing, the theme song, "Immortally Yours", is like ice picks to one's eardrums.

Save your money and avoid this turkey.

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I watched this movie...after the first ten minutes...for the laugh factor. If you stake a vampire through the stomach they die? Vampires can't defend themselves against puny mortal police officers? Oh and they growl like dinosaurs? I've been a fan of vampires all my life, and I have NEVER seen a vampire movie as bad as this.

The acting was absolutely horrible. What's with the pursing of the lips after each line? REALLY?? Alex looked like he wanted to make out with himself every three seconds. The action scenes were laughable, you can't even really call them action scenes. I won't even go into the comical background noises and the music tracks and the hilariously bad British (as well as other) accents that seemed to come and go among all the characters. The vampires live together in a big cushy mansion, but they all sleep in a crypt in the backyard in their own individual coffins. How archaic can you get? If they're going to sleep in coffins...AT LEAST HAVE THE COFFINS IN THE BIG CUSHY MANSION!!! The big names were the dwarf and the guy from Karate Kid who ran the Cobra Dojo. Tells you how big those names are, I can't even remember them and I've seen Karate Kid AND the Dwarf more times than I care to admit LOL. After doing this movie I'd doubt those two will ever work again.

I fully comprehend that this was an independent film, but what was the budget? $200? I only gave this one 1 star....because it doesn't give a zero option! As a vampire fan, I take this movie as a personal insult.

(2007) Kiss Of The Vampire/ Immortally Yours HORROR

Straight-to-rental crap written and starred by actress Kat Hawks, who may have read too many Twilight-like type of novels to capitalize on the handsome-vampire phenomenon, even though Europe were doing these type of movies during the 1970's. Hawks as Estelle Henderson becoming infatuated with a guy staring at her who happens to be a vampire. He then seeks the help of her dad for help who happens to be a scientist so that the vampire in question can be a human being so that he could have a proper relationship with her. Needs major reshoots and a higher budget which may have made a difference. Martin Kove who played the bad guy in "The Karate Kid" also stars in it as well as British martial artist/ actor Gary Daniels and frequent low budget actor Matthias Hues as the vampire hunter.

I have never ever in my life seen such a ridiculous movie. What a waste of money and my time..but than again, The movie could not have cost more than a couple of hundred bucks.. I hope the real Dracula will not see this,

I'd think he would settle it his way with the director of this crap. And isn't that the bad guy dojo master from the Karate Kid. Does this guy still walks the earth, what a surprise

Making real movies is still an artform that not so many people know to do in a way that one really is grabbed out of ones life and thrown right into the story..

So, if you have bought this movie..i'm terribly sorry for you. If you have downloaded this movie (like me) than Shift+Delete this one immediately!

Peace. Zenboogie