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Vet hard

  • 2005
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
3.6K
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Johnny de Mol, Kürt Rogiers, Jaak Van Assche, Jack Wouterse, and Bracha van Doesburgh in Vet hard (2005)
ParodyActionComedyCrimeDramaRomance

Bennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quic... Read allBennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yougoslavian who keeps blowing things u... Read allBennie, a clumsy criminal who's touchy about his weight, teams up with his adoptive father's biological (serial killer) son, his employees who in his absence turned his snack-bar into a quiche bakery, a suicidal manic-depressive woman and a Yougoslavian who keeps blowing things up unintended. They need to get 300000 Euro to get Bennies father a new liver. Complicating... Read all

  • Director
    • Tim Oliehoek
  • Writers
    • Anders Thomas Jensen
    • Wijo Koek
    • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
  • Stars
    • Jack Wouterse
    • Kürt Rogiers
    • Bracha van Doesburgh
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    3.6K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Tim Oliehoek
    • Writers
      • Anders Thomas Jensen
      • Wijo Koek
      • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
    • Stars
      • Jack Wouterse
      • Kürt Rogiers
      • Bracha van Doesburgh
    • 15User reviews
    • 7Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win total

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    Jack Wouterse
    Jack Wouterse
    • Bennie
    Kürt Rogiers
    • Koen Mast
    Bracha van Doesburgh
    Bracha van Doesburgh
    • Katja Wielaard
    Jaak Van Assche
    Jaak Van Assche
    • Johan Mast
    Johnny de Mol
    Johnny de Mol
    • Peter
    Cas Jansen
    • Martin
    Peter Van den Begin
    Peter Van den Begin
    • Vuk
    Ton Kas
    Ton Kas
    • Milo
    Bert André
    • Dr. Van Isacker
    Cees Geel
    Cees Geel
    • Lars Meuleman
    Chazia Mourali
    • Nurse Rita
    Menno Stijntjes
    • Dr. John
    Marjan Luif
    • Bank Attendant
    Estelle Cruijff
    Estelle Cruijff
    • Jeanette
    • (as Estelle Gullit)
    Sanne Wallis de Vries
    • Jennifer
    Kim Holland
    • Pole Dancer
    René Mioch
    René Mioch
    • Self
    Jac. Goderie
    • Self
    • Director
      • Tim Oliehoek
    • Writers
      • Anders Thomas Jensen
      • Wijo Koek
      • Jean-Claude Van Rijckeghem
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    2vitachiel

    Vet slecht

    My God, what a rip-off! Dutch comedy at its lowest level, with your fair share of unfunny slapstick, simplistic misogynism and very stupid jokes. Even Luc Besson has not ever sunk to this level...

    Can you blame the actors? Well, no second-rate soap actor would of course refuse a part in such a blockbuster, but I must say that I was disappointed by the fact that Jack Wouterse (who was magnificent in Temmink) accepted his part. Is it so hard to get a decent role these days? Or did he just misread the script?

    The only reason why I give this movie 2/10 instead of 1/10 is the aircraft scene, which was quite spectacular. So just watch the aircraft scene and move on to some thing else.
    8DutchMovies

    A very nice debut for a talented movie director!

    Vet Hard, the debut of the 25 year old director Tim Oliehoek, is a definite thrill. Throughout the entire movie, you will be bombarded with nasty, but pretty effective jokes, loads of one liners and all sorts of other fun n weird stuff.

    The characters are also pretty wacky, ranging from a fat woman hating tough guy, to a necrophiliac serial killer. Even though we do not really get involved with these characters, its hardly an annoyance, as the movie is pretty much focused on the action scenes. These scenes have been done very well, especially for a dutch movie, some might even say that a certain chase in this movie, has the same sort of excitement level, as amsterdamned once had with the speedboat chase. Again, even though there is a lot more heavier stuff coming from Hollywood, for dutch standards, its pretty wild.

    The story isn't very original as well, yet its brought with such enthusiasm and you can see that the actors all had a great time. The little cameos of a lot of dutch celebs is fun as well, and are guaranteed some laughs.

    I definitely recommend this film, as it is one of the better dutch comedies and features some great and hilarious (action) scenes.

    Regarding the director Tim Oliehoek, i think we will be seeing a lot more from this guy!
    8tim-reimer

    Yiiiiihaawwwww

    This is , for me, the best comedy ever from Holland!! Its really funny and strongly entertaining, you will not believe what you see sometimes... Our neighbors gave us many many hours of good movies, i also like "Amsterdamed" or "Flodder" but this is very Good. Its for a bunch of people sitting around your TV and drinking beer or something like that... I don't know this original Film "old men in new cars" so...don't think twice if you can catch this movie in a videostore!!!! I hope to see many more films from this young dutch guy. Maybe Hollywood need some more dutch people like Verhoeven or DE Bont?? Great actors, great camera and very very unique characters what do you want more?
    5okcfilm

    Didn't Love It ... Didn't Hate It, Either.

    As an American, I'm not quite sure what to make of this film. It's a bit too brutal for a "zany, madcap comedy", and a bit too slapstick for a "black comedy". Also, it seems more than a bit misogynistic. I'm guessing this is a Dutch flick for "yobs". Still, for entertainment value, I can't say that I disliked it, but I'm huge Nederphile. The ending was certainly different than I expected. A few things might be lost on a foreign audience - the institution of the Dutch "snack bar", for instance, and why Bennie gets so angry when he comes back to find that it's been turned into a "Quicherie".

    Mindless fun, but perhaps not one you'll want to watch with a lady friend.
    8schrambal

    Pleasantly Simple

    I went to see Vet hard (or as it is called in Belgium 'volle gas' ) with expectations that weren't too high. My experience with former dutch attempts at action movies, especially the ones as far back as the 'flodder' movies and other dick maas attempts like 'amsterdamned', were not too good. And the trailer of vet hard did not promise any improvement.

    What a sigh of relief I could breathe when I watched the movie! The story is erratic and makes no sense at times, but the movie does not aspire or pretend to be a feat of high story telling ability. Instead it focuses on it's best assets; fun action sequences which are exhilarating at times, despite the limited budget, and slapstick-like humor provided by a fantastic Jack Wouterse in the role of 'Bennie' and Peter van den Begin as 'Vuk'.

    The acting overall ranges from adequate to excellent, the best being provided by Kurt Rogiers who portrays a necrophiliac serial-rapist in a way that he is almost likable. Jack Wouterse plays a convincing and extremely funny overweight Bennie and carries the role of the main character well. I wasn't too exited by the acting of Bracha van Doesburgh however, who looks great, but, as a fist timer tries her best to portray her character as believable as possible but fails in doing so at times.

    All in all Vet Hard has it's weak points, a lot of them actually, but it is easy to forgive them. The movie was made with love and care and it is clearly visible the cast had a lot of fun making it.

    An 8 out of 10

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    • Trivia
      During filming of the scene where Martin and Peter steal an ambulance and ram a police car while driving towards a Hercules airplane, an accident happened. Due to a minor miscalculation, the ambulance flipped onto its side upon hitting the police car. Since there was no replacement ambulance, the crew had to put the crashed one back on its wheels. Luckily, it still worked and filming could be resumed.
    • Goofs
      During the chase following the bank robbery, one car hits another, causing it to flip onto its side, sliding across the road. When it flips onto its side, a small ramp can be seen behind the car it hit (causing it to flip).
    • Quotes

      Katja Wielaard: Have you had any other girls?

      Koen Mast: Living ones? No, only you. And my mother.

      Katja Wielaard: Isn't that illegal?

      Koen Mast: That was in Belgium.

    • Crazy credits
      After the credits an additional scene is shown featuring Martin and Peter baking fries in Bennie's snack bar. They are watching a TV program and see that Dr. Van Isacker has won a quiche-baking competition; it is implied that he stole their recipes. Martin and Peter then throw their fries away in rage.
    • Connections
      Edited into The Making of 'Vet Hard' (2005)
    • Soundtracks
      Una Paloma Blanca
      Performed by George Baker Selection

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    • Release date
      • February 3, 2005 (Netherlands)
    • Countries of origin
      • Netherlands
      • Belgium
      • United Kingdom
    • Official sites
      • Official site (Belgium)
      • official website
    • Languages
      • Dutch
      • French
      • Arabic
    • Also known as
      • Too Fat Too Furious
    • Filming locations
      • Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
    • Production companies
      • Fu Works
      • Motel Films
      • A Private View
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    • Budget
      • €3,700,000 (estimated)
    • Gross worldwide
      • $1,818,884
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    Tech specs

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    • Runtime
      • 1h 28m(88 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
      • DTS
    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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