Black Spring Break: The Movie

the most daring true-to-life drama to hit the scene since "black belt jones", this movie hits you hard, and leaves you yearning to come back for more. it is the archetypal battle of good vs. evil, in a heartwrenching rollercoaster ride of emotion that takes your breath away as the plot twists and turns through a seemingly endless webwork of deception and villainy. this is a must see for any young person coming of age in this crazy world today... a definite winner.

The movie is useless. However, having seen the movie, the rave reviews I see here are a laugh out loud hoot! Maybe the movie is not a total loss as it provides the background to enjoy the well written reviews from those guys with their tongues superglued in their cheeks. On the dark side, if the high recommendations were genuine (probably not) they appear to be a despicable scam to entice some poor souls to endure a double whammy; loss of funds in renting or buying this movie, and possibly never recovering from the catatonic state which they will enter anywhere from 1/4 to 1/2 of the way through watching it.

One nude scene, not particularly memorable, could not save this turkey.

This is not a movie. I don't know how to classify a flick like this. There is no acting, no directing, no plot. Nothing.

I work in a video rental shop, so I did not waste any money. I did waste valuable time however. A mistake you don't have to make.

A college football player turning pro, his ex-girlfriend, his best friend and another girl from campus go to Daytona for the Black Spring Break. 2 sports-agents and some wicked girls all try to get some piece of the pie.

Then nothing happens for 90 minutes except for some of the worst acting and dialogue you have ever seen. What's worse, is that it is not even funny.

You are warned.

I saw this movie with my roommates and a couple other friends. It hurts to think that someone paid to make this movie when there are starving people in the world. My friend described it perfectly: "It's like a porno, only without the sex."

This movie is the funniest movie I've ever seen. Not because the content was funny, but the cheesiness and cheapness along with the typical sterotypes from a normal "black comedy" movie make this movie hysterical. From the rented Mustang to the secretaries keyboard, from washing paper plates to the dorky white guy, from unclearly spoken dialogue to Kenny Flyy (2 Y's read the credits IMDb) rap career this movie is a classic. Make sure you watch with friends so you can share the laughter!