Kickboxing Academy

This movie was a pleasant surprise. Pretty good acting, a fun story, great action,and some really funny moments. My expectations weren't too high for this film; but it was truly entertaining. I would recommend this movie to any family that wants to watch something together and have a great time.

STAR RATING:*****Unmissable****Very Good***Okay**You Could Go Out For A Meal Instead*Avoid At All Costs

This tosh is sort of a victim of the environment in which it was filmed.Obviously by a film company that's probably gone bust by now,with a no name cast,an unheard of director and shoddy,sub standard editing and writing (i.e.,featuring kickboxing in the title,despite all of the combat on display being karate,asking us to believe referees at a fight tournament would allow rival competitors distracting their opponents in the ring by shouting derogatory comments at them and throwing in attacks from outside the ring and blatant cheating in general to go unnoticed without having them disqualified or anything).Throw into the equation cliched characters (with terrible actors to play them),tired dialogue and a laughably over the top ending involving a gun toting sensei,and you have a film that could not belong to any confines other than that of made for TV and straight to video hell and is,as an aside,about one notch off being totally unwatchable.*

Usually im very easy to please, if you followed of my review you would know that im not hard on the story, and as long as the acting is decent, im please, after all its not a drama, but a martial arts movie. But here, sadly nothing at all can save this mess... The only thing that could come close would be Master June, she is pretty good looking but thats it. The acting is terrible !!!, horribly terrible, they could have engage Russian reading English lines with no clues of what they where reading and it would not have been worst. Then you can think if the actor is so bad, as long as the fights are good... BUT NO, i am a beginner in martial arts, only 6 months of training and i could choreograph EASILY better fights then there. It was worst than having a celebrity on a WWE show where he have to make special care that the celebrity block his punch... Seriously it was so obvious there where going slow because they had no idea what they where doing... The only thing i can say wasen't so bad was the camera man, he manage to deliver, but thats it, give me a good camera man and good equipment and i promise i can make better fight with my friends at the gym... and even not being native English we could be more believable then this guys... I am currently running an enormous marathon of watching every martial movies made, good or bad, and even some that got under 2.0 here on IMDb i enjoyed them(bloodfist 2050, with the great fight Matt Mullins who may not be a very good actor, but knows how to fight) and had fun. But during the entire movie, i had the impression of watching a parody of the karate kid, like a mad TV sketch...

Now, I have sat through some bad pieces before like Evil Toons and Femalien 2, but this ranks right up there. The plot is unbelievably unoriginal: "evil" rival martial arts school teams up with corporate fuddy-duddy to take over the good martial arts school. Gee, where have I more or less seen this before? (Karate Kid 1 & 3, Sidekicks, several TV shows, etc.) The script is badly written (You have to learn to put the past beside you, It's time I learned to put the past behind me, A chick kicked your butt, etc.) As a martial arts movie, it's lacking. All of your basic moves are performed since half of the cast has no background in fighting and were quickly trained for some fight scenes. The whole thing is just so predictable it's silly. The only thing I enjoyed were 5 moves and Chris Lee (the former Red Ranger and now on some WB show) with teenage facial hair. One user already put it best, don't pay to see this movie. They should pay you. I can make a better movie than this and one day I will to make up for this movie ever being made.

I had the displeasure of watching this film. Frankly, it has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The acting is horrible, the writing pathetic, the dialog is comical, and if it werent for the occasional good looking teenie-bopper babe walking by, this film would make me violently ill. Whatever you do, do not pay to watch this film. Hell, they should pay YOU!