The Bikini Carwash Company

A guy who is running his uncle's carwash meets up with a business major out of college and a light bulb goes off! Car Wash..Bikinis...Hmmm..the bikinis come out and the fun begins..of course the bikinis dont stay on very long..and that is the reason most of us watch this movie..to see gorgeous women in and out of their bikinis (including former playmate Neriah Davis) and to that point this movie does VERY well...but as far as a movie goes...i dont think so..on a scale of one to ten..2

This movie is on my top 10 list as one of the best late-night, straight-to-video Cinemax movies of all time. It follows the STSWB (save the something with breasts) formula, but it does it so well you almost forget it's not a real movie. The plot is simple: Corn-fed nephew comes to L.A. to visit uncle, uncle having trouble keeping car wash in the black, nephew concocts a scheme to raise enough money to keep car wash in a very limited amount of time using busty women in bikinis. If you've seen this movie (or even if you haven't), you've seen one like it. The comedy in this film is classic low-budget humor....lots of bikini tops bursting, weird background sound effects, and comic relief from the really dumb blonde! Definitely a must-see on those cold Saturday nights in the winter.

Okay, so it's not AMERICAN BEAUTY and it didn't win any awards... but this damn film is a beauty to watch. Just turn down the volume in spots (the cheesy sound effects get annoying) and just enjoy the wonderful - and naked - beauties on the screen.

Nearly 10 years after this American Classic hit the video stores, it can now be purchased on DVD. Or, wait for its next run on late-night cable.

When I saw this film at my video store(with the unrated message at the bottom) I knew this was going to be good, and it was. If you're looking for a film that offers good looking women going topless and wearing thongs, this is the one to get. Good looking cast, interesting story, great music and videos (boy these ladies can dance), and the trio of Suzanne, Kristi, and Neriah add up to great fun (although I liked the lady with the camera the most, what a gluteous maximus she has!). Of course, make sure you get the Unrated version. Also skip the sequel, neither the R-Rated or Unrated version can top the original.

In this multi-layered art house film, Ed Hansen makes use of dialectical conflict to tell his story of unbridled capitalism. Polarities such as streetwise beach girl - naive farm boy, brash new marketing ideas - conservative ideas, hard work - play at work, bikini on - bikini off are presented. It is the reconciliation of these opposites in which Hansen demonstrates the plus side of naked ambition. A well rounded cast featuring Sara Suzanne Brown, Neriah Napaul, Rikki Brando, Kimberly Bee, and the gorgeous Kristi Ducati give performances that bust out with enthusiasm. Ms. Ducati, as sleek and detailed as the Ducati motorcycle, earned All-Century second team status. We here at the academy, on principle, do not like to dwell on the physical attributes of the actors, but Ms. Ducati has the most bodacious pair of ... eyes. Also keep an eye out for the auteur Wynorski in an important role. In summary this is a great film with an uplifting message and definitely a classic.