Last American Horror Show

So lame the producers couldn't even get a phonograph player correct.

This low production, but a good example of independent horror shows promise with the stories (done as Act I, II, etc.). Lamb Feed was a good allegory of patriotism (made me think of Lusting's Uncle Sam concept) and Lynn Lowry's performance as aging and "badass" grandma (was not her best) but had some comedic relief.

Felissa Rose, cult icon of the Sleepaway Camp fame in the "Act III" arc story of this anthology. Another highlight was Arch Hall Jr. of the Spider Baby fame. These actors appearances (not necessarily their acting, except Hall was great for Lamb Feed) was the best aspect of this film along with some interesting storylines (Night of the Sea Monkey and Lamb Feed).

Since the low production, I feel the film suffered from editing, not having a strong transition, just name cards inbetween stories with occasional references to the arc storie. Nonetheless, if you support independent horror (like directors such as Rodriguez) it's worth a looksie.

The first two stories were comedic rather than horror. Acting was below par. Only the grandma in the second story did her part convincingly. Only the Sea Monkey story had a real "horror story", but the execution was not up to standard.

Very low budget indeed.

Skip this and watch something else.

4 stars given purely for Act II.

The acting is beyond horrible. You could get a bunch of random people off the street and get better performances than you see in this dreadful mess. Why do they even bother putting out garbage on a $1000.00 budget? Do these crap videos even make money? I lasted 10 minutes. Then Fast Forwarded to see if it improves. Not a chance. It's unwatchable. It's that bad, folks.

Truly one of the top 10 worst movies I've ever seen. Yet it's also entertaining. Less than b grade acting, perhaps single takes, + + for creativity. Well done to the actors for upholding a poor storyline! All that said, worth a watch, if it's raining, and you are neither mobile, sober or otherwise offered immediate relief from your significant other! Enjoy! I can't think of 600 words to describe this movie though perhaps a cut and paste 30 times to save your souls from the time I wasted watching this garbage will suffice...

Truly one of the top 10 worst movies I've ever seen. Yet it's also entertaining. Less than b grade acting, perhaps single takes, + + for creativity. Well done to the actors for upholding a poor storyline! All that said, worth a watch, if it's raining, and you are neither mobile, sober or otherwise offered immediate relief from your significant other! Enjoy! I can't think 600 words to describe this movie though perhaps cut and paste 30 times to save your souls from the time I wasted watching this garbage??