A Doggone Christmas

Despite over the top things like a cross between Mrs Emma Peel and Morticia Addams, who sometimes has much less eye shadow than adjacent shots, green screen halo in several shots, and other visual shout outs to popular movies of the past, I was totally charmed.

Fast (if somewhat improbable) action. Requires heavy suspension of disbelief.

Too cute band of little rascals.

You can tell that everyone involved in making this movie had a ball! Tongues firmly in cheeks!

Such a wonderful escapist feel good cheesy silliness that I want to get ahold of a DVD if possible.

My only quibble would be to cast a Border Collie instead of a Jack Russell Terrier as the star.

Or maybe the producers were thinking Kurt Russell Terrier; cute as well as clever.

This is a kids-with-dog B-movie Christmas story that most young children will probably enjoy, and some adults might find amusing enough to watch. It's a typical animal in peril story, with minimal suspense and an unrealistic storyline, but it's not bad for cheap family holiday entertainment.

There is some adult humor that will go over young kids' heads, such as with the government agent dressed liked MCU's Black Widow, who is one of the stereotypical "evil" characters. There's also a school principle who talks like Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry, which most young people won't get. I'm old enough, and thought the adult humor was somewhat amusing. I did enjoy Lauren Parkinson's over-the-top portrayal of agent Sharp, but thought the excessive cleavage was too much and distracted from the family movie atmosphere. I'm guessing that was included for the adolescent and older male viewers, which isn't my demographic. Other than that, there was no profanity, violence, or other non G-rated issues.

The dog is cute, of course, and the music was also good. The acting overall was acceptable, with the kids giving some of the better performances. On a B-movie scale (not compared against blockbusters), I give this a 5. I probably would have given it an extra star if the director had left out the cleavage.

My children love this film - simple but charming story.

A Doggone Christmas (2016)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Murphy is a Jack Russell Terrier who is on a train heading to a government center. You see, Murphy has a telepathic ability and the government wants to use that to their advantage. However the dog breaks free and lands up in a small town where he is befriended by a couple kids who want a pet but their father is currently out of work. With only days before Christmas the boys must try and help their new dog friend.

A DOGGONE Christmas comes from director Jim Wynorski who is best known for several low-budget horror and sexploitation movies but like his mentor Roger Corman he has proved that he can work in a wide range of genres. I'm really not sure how many people expected to see a kid's movie from him but for the most part the film is a success as long as you don't go into it expecting IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.

Obviously this movie's target audience isn't a 37-year-old male like me but instead it's aimed at children and having watched countless kid's movies with my own child, I can't help but think the most are going to enjoy this. The story is fairly routine to an adult but I think kids will enjoy the fun setting of a cute dog being chased by some mean and stupid government people. Oh yeah, they can communicate with the dog, which adds even more charm for young viewers.

As an adult, this was at least mildly entertaining and it's at least good enough to where it's worth watching. I thought the kids were charming enough for their roles and there's no doubt that they picked a good dog and one that you can enjoy watching. It was also fun seeing Dominique Swain back in action and one can hope the director and her will do some more films together.

A DOGGONE Christmas isn't a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination but it certainly does what it set out to do. The film is charming enough and it's certainly worth a viewing with your kids.

The dog is great but the parents lack realistic values about poverty and what benefits children. They waste good food on their plates and complain about not giving Christmas presents when the boys have a good father who built them a wonderful tree house and a mother who cooks nutritious tasty food despite her dumb dyed blond "good looks"! Are these the values being taught to children now? Greed for more than they have and need? Disgusting when they have so much more than most children and adults around the world or even in our own country, the USA the richest country in the world! People are suffering and starving and both children and adults need to appreciate what they do have even if it means no Christmas presents because Dad lost his job. I got one holiday present when I was a child. My parents got me something I wanted that they could afford. None of us suffered from giving and having one good present! This movie supports ideas of greed something that is destroying our world. Obviously I see this as a real problem, systemic greed.