Troy: The Odyssey

I was browsing on Netflix. The acting is so amazingly bad. I mean who invests their money to make such awful crap. And how do they make money? I wish I could give a movie zero stars.

Warning: The only reason the cumulative rating is 2.6 and not a zero is one person gave it a ten. I am sure it is someone associated with it.

This is the Trojan War and The Odyssey as taken from the movies. You have Achilles a la Brad Pitt in Troy, you have the kraken from Clash of the Titans, and the costumes reminded me of The 300. Everything, from the CGI to the costumes, acting, sets, and script were horrible. This is not a bad movie that is funny and enjoyable; this is simply bad, truly a waste of a viewer's time.

This Movie is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is horrible, the fighting is horrible, the story is horrible. The movie had to be made with drug money an the lowest budget possible. I mean they must have found volunteers for everything, people with no experience, not even high school plays. There is no way this movie made any money, besides the drug money they laundered thru it. Unless you enjoy slow, cruel and usual punishment, do not watch this horrible movie.

Did not watch 'Troy the Odyssey' with high expectations. It looked horrid and some of it sounded ridiculous. Saw it however out of curiosity, as part of my low-budget film quest (yes, have got a good deal of quests going on, some of them completest ones) and especially because the story/poem is so timeless.

A poem/story that deserved an infinitely better film than 'Troy the Odyssey'. It really does Homer an injustice (he would organise a protect if he saw this) and manages to be even worse than it looked and even more of a mess than indicated in the premise. That it is not a waste of a good concept film made me less annoyed than some other films seen recently. My annoyance though is aimed at how poorly done in every single way 'Troy the Odyssey' is.

Nothing good going on here. The acting lacks any kind of passion or emotion, even skill or direction. No exceptions here, even the lead character who actually is one of the worst examples.

'Troy the Odyssey' uncharismatic, wimpy and annoying character writing and writing that is far too excessively ridiculous to be guilty pleasure cheese and too awkward and dull to be tongue in cheek works against them. As well as non-existent direction.

Direction that fails to convey any urgency, tension, fun, suspense or emotion in the numerous scenes that need them. The action-oriented scenes are the complete anti-thesis of exciting, are poorly filmed and looks so awkward in the choreography. The whole story is just lifeless, completely fails to make any sense at all and on the wrong side of daft that it's insultingly ridiculous. Nothing suspenseful or fun here.

Visually, 'Troy the Odyssey' looks cheap as sin, with an overuse of truly risible special effects that never gels with the setting or looks real, dizzying camera work and editing and shoe-string budget production and costume design. Faring least bad is the music, which at least tries to appeal to the ear and give a little urgency, not a compliment sadly because one doesn't remember it and it's often not placed that well.

Overall, far from furious and as the opposite of good as one can get. 1/10 Bethany Cox

Netflix and Amazon are competing on the worst movie they can stream.