Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas

Seeing as the director himself has decided to leave his own 10/10 review, I thought I'd give him some constructive advice. Yes, I get that you worked hard. I get it took pain to get this movie done. But I'm an aspiring filmmaker myself. But I wouldn't tackle a project that would be too big for me. Start small. Do shorts. Do cinematography tests. Make stuff with no CGI and then some stuff with CGI. Get a lot of practice. Learn how to most effectively tell a story using all the tools at your disposal. And don't use tools that (like the sword in this film) come out only detracting from the experience because of the glaringly obvious fact that it was handled by someone who didn't have the skill to pull it off. I'm not trying to break you down. I'm trying to say that you should pace yourself and hone your craft better before tackling a massive project. From a fellow aspiring filmmaker.

If you told me this was made as an 8th grade arts project I would still have to take the risk of being labeled a jerk and say this was absolute garbage.

I guess the giveaway should have been when I was watching the opening credits! This guy is so full of himself it's unbelievable. In all honesty, I've seen better productions of nativity shows at primary schools. Shocking camera work, direction, acting, script. The list just goes on. I can only assume that this guy Aeneas paid for verything himself as some glorious self promoting spectacle as I can't believe that anyone else would offer a penny to get this onto the market. Seriously, don't waste your time on this 'movie'. It's time wasted that you'll never, ever get back. The only thing I can suggest as a use for this film is in a filography school whereby they use it as an example of how NOT to make a movie.

It takes some doing to make a film that is literally unwatchable but here we are. Everything else - the unintelligible soundtrack, the incomprehensible narrative, the sheer technical ineptitude on every level - seems to have been covered pretty well in other reviews, so I thought I'd just draw attention to the fact that in a film created almost entirely by one person, ten minutes of the 60-minute running time are devoted to the end credits.

Seriously what is even happening here ? To label this trash or garbage is much too nice and to label it as a film or art is just appallingly false. What the heck is this utter nonsense ? Whoever made this please reach out, I wanna know what kind of drugs you sprinkle in your cereal.