Post Modern Ophelia

Ophelia has been dumped by Hamlet. What to do? Drown herself? There are better options. Why not go to 'Uncle Don' Claudius, boss of the nation's only Danish-American Crime Family, and ask h... Read allOphelia has been dumped by Hamlet. What to do? Drown herself? There are better options. Why not go to 'Uncle Don' Claudius, boss of the nation's only Danish-American Crime Family, and ask him to -- you know -- mentor her? Can he possibly refuse a beautiful 17 year old desire obj... Read allOphelia has been dumped by Hamlet. What to do? Drown herself? There are better options. Why not go to 'Uncle Don' Claudius, boss of the nation's only Danish-American Crime Family, and ask him to -- you know -- mentor her? Can he possibly refuse a beautiful 17 year old desire object who asks in a -- you know -- sweet way? But his wife Gertrude objects. She goes to Ros... Read all