Me Familia 2

This is the worst "movie" i've ever seen. I put "movie" in quotes because it's not really a movie. It's a collection of unrelated, extremely poorly filmed, extremely poorly edited segments strung together. I'm a bad movie aficionado and this is the worst ever - by a long shot. Me Familia 1 was super bad but this one still upsets me even after the four month since i've seen it.

No writing, no acting, beyond absurd "plot", beyond absurd "special effects." Such a profoundly painful experience. I strongly suggest you not watch it. Matter of fact, picking the lint out of corner of your big toenail would be a far more enjoyable experience.

I confess I love mafia films. And this one is just amazing. There is something hauntingly authentic to the conversations, the dialogues - unforced, not sure if they even rehearsed it, spontaneous, very natural. The movie weaves in and out of scenes and like a puzzle the pieces do eventually do come together. There are many characters and we sometimes hear about them before we see them and then we find out who is loyal to whom. Bad guys good guys, loved them all. Yes it's about family and family ties and betrayal. I loved the cinematography. At times deeply graphic at times penetratingly poetic and beautiful. The music too adds a wonderful dimension to the quality of the characters and the wild story line. I don't want to give anything away - you have never seen a mafia movie quite like this one. And yes I'm going to watch it again very soon because I'm sure I missed a lot.....just be warned it is strange, weird and bizarre.

My 6 year old could write and produce a better story, with his IPhone. Don 't waste your time on this mess. I can't imagine how drunk the producers had to be, to set their money on fire with this bomb. If you want to torch more of your greenbacks, send them to a worthwhile film student. Much better use of your money. Robots, really!!!?????

This film would make a great movie with actors that could act, sound technicians that had the ability to record dialogue without using a cassette recorder, and digital visual recordings that weren't made using iPhone 6's. The script is promising, but the cinematography and framing were on par with high school students on a weekend film shooting project. Every scene looked and sounded like 1st takes and 1st takes only - complete with dialogue goofs and do overs. This film is not to be confused with a movie.

This utter garbage is so bad it's not even bad enough to be funny. The actors are virtually adlibing unconvincingly, there's noise all over the soundtrack, the editing is atrocious and the director is obviously either an idiot or a 12 year old. There are better production values on the worst porno you've ever seen.

It is literally like some buddies got together on a weekend and made a 'movie' with their iphones to impress their friends at a bucks party. For a streaming service like Amazon Prime to even consider putting this complete pig swill on their play list is very surprising.

Sometimes garbage like this is so bad it's really funny, but this isn't funny....it's just bad.