Confronto Real

if you are a fan of B movies, which takes away the fact that you can throw a lot of money at any idea and make a huge movie, you will LOVE this movie, because it is GREAT!

as a fan of B movies, i enjoyed every minute of this movie. there are a lot of things that you can say about B movies and what will make a good one. this movie explores several aspects what makes a great B movie. as you watch it, you get the idea that the Director knew what he should do to make this movie progress in a good steady, entertaining direction.

good action and good script. too bad there is not a sequel.

good job John!

My review was written in April 1990 after watching the movie on Vidmark video cassette.

Good intentions aren't enough in "Real Bullets", an amateurish saga of the life of stunt persons. Even a guest shot by Martin Landau can't save this one.

Filmmaker John Gazarian also toplines as a teacher of aspiring stunt artists who becomes an adversary to evil drug smugglers led by Wolfgang Linkman. His script with helmer Lance ("Star Crystal") Lindsay simplifies matters by using the real first names for the principal cast members.

Given the subject matter, stunts here are surprisingly unspectacular. Acting is poor. Leading lady is Darlene Landau, no relation to Oscar nominee Martin Landau who phones in his role as a mafioso.

Despite awarding this film a score of 1 (on account of it being, possibly the worst film in the world)I have actually watched the damn thing about six times! I bought "real Bullets" for about 20p in a charity shop because my friends and I take great pleasure from watching films like this when we come home from the pub. The plot is ridiculous and the acting is appalling which makes for a great laugh with some mates. Other titles in this genre (crap films) include "scorpion thunderbolt", "mutant on the bounty" and "fat guy goes nutzoid", need I say more!!

Following his debut Star Crystal (1986), writer-director Lance Lindsay quickly moved to Real Bullets but it seems to have slogged through post-production (evidenced by a odd voice over) and distribution (the date in the end credits is 1987, but Vidmark didn't put out the VHS until 1990). The So Calif Stunt Team led by John Gazarian (who co-wrote with Lindsay) heads to Vasquez Rocks for a fun weekend, but end up running running afoul of a major drug dealing operation (owned by Martin Landau, whose only scenes are him getting phone calls at home). Landau got roped into this as the female lead is his daughter, Darlene Landau. The end is basically a 20 minutes shootout with the stunt folks taking on 60+ drug stooges. Oddly, for a team of real stunt performers, the actual physical stunts aren't as over-the-top as you'd expect. Gazarian (a Glendale dentist in real life) must have been involved with Darlene Landau as they later re-teamed with Driven to Kill (1991), an early PM Entertainment release. As for Lindsay, he left the film business and now makes brass garden ornaments.

A middling low budget action thriller which involves a group of stunt actors and actresses tangling with a drug gang who kidnap a couple of their number, spurring a rescue attempt. Cheesy stuff indeed, with some RAMBO-style bow-and-arrow action. Totally implausible, but reasonably entertaining.