The Vampire's Seduction

I briefly considered checking off the "Contains spoiler" box before submitting this review, but honestly, there's nothing here to spoil. Basically, a doofus named Wally spies on some topless women, and a female vampire shows up a few times to say "lesbians" over and over in a thick accent. That's pretty much the whole plot. John Paul Fedele hams it up as Wally, but he wasn't that all funny, so really the only thing this "movie" (and at 55 minutes, I use the term "movie" very loosely) had going for it was nudity. And while this mess has oodles of toplessness from a generally attractive cast, it's simply not enough to keep me entertained for very long.

All movies get one star on the IMDb. I'll give this one a second star for the skin on display -- with Tina Krause standing out as particularly fetching. Otherwise, this film is utterly worthless.

The flick I will review is not on IMDb but has Alan Spence involved,

This flick here is one that people do search so therefore I will review another Tina Krause flick that not that many people has seen. Chloroformed And Cloned Co-Ed. It is out on shock-o-rama VHS and is OOP and very obscure. It's just a piece of trash with really bad acting but what makes it collectible is the fact that Tina Krause is in it, known for her nudity and that is what she does here. From the first minute until the last minute she is walking around with her juggs to show. Only a few times she goes full frontal. The tape I received didn't had any year on it it was made and there's nothing to find on the Web.

The story goes that Suzy Johnson (Tina Krause) and her boyfriend are adding some new kicks towards there sexlife. But Suzy ends up dead after an experiment with chloroform and electrocution. A deranged medical student clones Suzy 16 times. But they all escape and enters a house with a German butcher who only likes to violate them. The story looks promising but it all looks like a spoof. Bad bad acting and only the juggs of Tina are acting better than the thespians themselves. It's ultra low budget, just look at the electrocution scene, the light goes out and back on and it repeats but you can easily hear that someone is playing with the switch.

Total crap but collectible due a few reasons, first, Tina Krause, but also in the acting is John Bacchus who went further to direct a lot of erotic spoofs and flicks. Maybe the best known Play-mate Of The Apes (2002). Alan Spence just turned up one more time as cinematographer in The Vampire's Seduction (1998). Joe Ned aalso went further as writer and producer in the erotic business. G.W Lawrence was also involved but can't say if it was him as seen in Play Dead (1998)?

If you want to see early shock-o-rama's just before Misty Mundae became involved, also seen a lot together with Tina Krause then it's a hunt worthy. 2 out of 10

Gore 0/5 Nudity 3/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5

Forget the fact that this movie has the word 'vampire' in the title. There is only one reason to see this movie, and if you've seen any Seduction Cinema movies then you know what that reason is: the girls. This movie has Tina Krause (who is hot) and a bunch of unknowns. Tina spends 98% of her screen time topless with a black cape (because she's a 'vampire' in the non-existent plot). All of the other chicks spend their time showing off their ample assets as well (which I believe are all natural which is a good thing). If you like vampire movies or plots, do NOT see this movie. If however, you are a red-blooded male who likes to see chicks parade around topless, then DO see this movie. Oh ya, the guy actor in this movie is actually kind of funny too. This is either Seduction Cinema's best or worse movie, depending on what you prefer in the chicks-to-plot ratio. This one is 95% chicks!

The plot here is nothing more than a coat hook to hang a bevy of hot chicks in various stages of undress. This is a steamy soft-core feature, along the lines of late-night Skin-a-max, if not somewhat more "revealing". Story has something to do with a female bloodsucker, she needs lesbian-vampire sex slaves for some reason (why ask why) and uses a Renfield-type guy to get them (I found the attempts at humor game but excruciatingly bad). Renfield is determined to peep through every window in town until he finds the right babes for the job. Tina Krause is very sexy, but Paige Turner & Debbie Rochon are just as "memorable". And as any "fan" of this company's videos knows, there are always loads of nice girl/girl action. So pick this up, keep your other hand free for the fast forward button & enjoy.