Halloween Trap Kill Kill

Literally, it is really really really really really terrible.

But boy, does this go downhill fast. It starts off with some insane gore, then switches to a (primarily) all-foxy girl band, they all dress slutty, at least 3 get naked, and it has Dave Mustaine as the voice of Jigsa... wait, he was a disfigured soldier who fought in Pakistan, but he's the guy orchestrating the deadly games for this band and crew.

What deadly games, you ask? I dunno, check out the Saw franchise, which this movie blatantly steals from. There is even a twist in here, correct me if I'm wrong, that I've seen in a Saw movie (actually, the twist has got to be a trope by now). Someone mentioned Rob Zombie. Yes! The setup is directly lifted from House of 1000 Corpses (and can be seen in plenty of others), and some characters actions aped those found in The Devil's Rejects. But the Saw premise is so shameless, it's impossible to ignore. Plus the movie gets worse and worse the more it progresses. People just screaming at each other through this endless labyrinth of a SHACK... I thought it was stated there were 3 rooms?! Oh Dave, you are tricky.

Actually, I had semi-high hopes after seeing the trailer, it looked like a trashy good time, and what, Dave Mustaine is in it?! I suppose this is worth checking out, then shutting off midway through, if you like pretty women in a band dressed like slutty clown hookers. And that's my recommendation.

Kind of SAW like, but much smaller budget. Grab your popcorn and some drinks it's worth the watch.

A fun romp with two of your favorite locked up jailbait Sara Malakul Lane & Kelly McCart. Is this like earth shattering cinema? No, but it's fun for what it is. A tortured and disfigured war veteran leads a band into his private lair filled with tests, trials, and traps to teach them the means of sacrifice. Requisite gore, breasts, and camp follow.

Starts well. Gets bad. Gets worse. Ignorant and mindlessly ugly. Reminded me of "Pep Squad", but not funny. I was looking to see if any of the other reviewers used the word, "romp". Of course one did. More like rump.