Girls Guns and Blood

Not for bun ... pun not intended. And I reckon breasts are included in the Girls part of the title. Yes there is enough nudity to power you through the day (maybe week?) - all depending on what you expect. Also we get a lot of stunts and action.

This is not a Hollywood production - so don't expect too much value in any of those things. Still if you have a heart for b-movies and do not mind watching good looking women kick ... well you know what ... you could do worse.

The story is overall predictable - but there are some twists and turns ... well they are quite out there. And there is a weird mid credit scene ... I don't think there was a sequel ... well maybe that will happen one day ... but until then, enjoy this mayhem right here.

Take a bunch of B-grade pornstars, have them act in a B-grade movie that attempts to be a slapstick comedy/revenge movie, try to add some grindhouse exploitation and you come up with this graded F film.

Recipe for disaster; Add in a bunch of near pointless scenes, a god awful unintelegent twist for the ending that you'd have to be brain-dead to applaud, and you have this poor excuse for a bad film that you should not bother with, unless you just get off on seeing exposed breasts in non-pornographic films.

It has pathetic acting, just as bad as the attempt at comedy. Extremly poor visual FX that ive seen better cgi by kids on their phones playing with video editing apps, and the most unsatisfying ending to a film I've seen in a long time.

Don't bother.

This is just dreadful. It's a very very low rent bad movie. It will insult your intelligence to watch this. I turned it off very quickly. Not even Robert Rodriguez could have saved this dreck.

I enjoyed this movie. Sure it is a B movie and it has porn actresses, but I thought it was funny and entertaining. I only give this a 9 because of the type of movie it is. Is it a great technical movie or a movie I would see in a theater, no. But for a low budget grindhouse comedy I liked it. Thought it was paced right and I laughed at a lot of the jokes. Sure was I laughing at it, probably, but again if I laugh multiple times and enjoy it then I give it a good rating. There are defiantly some memorable moments that were so wrong, but that is my type of low budget film. It is not for everyone that is for sure. It was for me though.

This is actually a pretty funny movie. I gave it a 9 because for a low budget effort it was much better than I expected. The girls are defiantly hot. There is plenty of breasts, but there is better than expected action and comedy. If you are expecting soft core because of the actresses then you will be disappointed. If you are looking for a good time with plenty of hot girls, jokes and action then this is worth the watch.