Filthy McNasty

Let's get the grossest scene out of the way. It was absolutely horrible and will likely turn anyone off to the rest of the movie. fast forward through it. You will know!

Debbie had a bigger part in this movie than Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! She was fantastic as the girl who wanted it all and realized the cost was too great. What! philosophy is this weird film? No, those douches deserved to get carved up for their stupidity.

Whoa! The sex scene ended in a very unexpected manner.

This was some depraved humor from the mind of Chris Seaver, watchable only for the presence of Debbie.

In all my 53 years of life I finally found the WORST movie on the face of the earth.

2 "ugly" girls make a deal to be "hotter"? first off there hotter that the stupid main character woman and the guys are even worse...I lasted about 5 minutes into it before I just killed it.

Filthy McNasty is a comedy, apparently. Its full of that purile humour that appeals to those about to hit their teens and was a source of several cringes and facepalms.

Standing at only 45 minutes long it tells the story of two girls who make a deal with a demon to be made beautiful but at what cost? Uber low budget, moronic humour, useless cast and a clearly unlicensed soundtrack (At one point a guy starts singing Tenacious D) this is abysmal stuff.

And yet at the same time its one of those films that has to be seen to be believed because its simply THAT bad.

So amateurish in even the IMDb pages creation that it doesn't even have the correct movie poster! And to make matters worse it also spawned 2 sequels, how does such a thing happen?

The Good:

Nope

The Bad: Pretty much every single aspect of the entire film

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Teen Ape says "Hell, it's better than committing suicide...right?"

I love low budget cinema. I've been a fan of JR Bookwalter ever since the days of "Ozone". Same goes for Kevin Lindenmuth with those "Addicted to Murder" films. We're talking about movies with no budget whatsoever - just a group of people willing to give a project their all. That being said, "Filthy McNasty" is a prime example of how not to make a no budget movie.

From beginning to end, this movie is embarrassing. As another reviewer put it, there's something frustrating about assuming you'll be watching a no budget cheese-fest, but then get stuck watching a bunch of teens goof around on screen together. The movie, presumably realizing its incredibly unfunny, eventually spirals downhill to the point of a six-year-old's kindergarten humor. Rather than anything genuinely funny, we're stuck with shockingly unfunny racist stereotypes and a scene where a man masturbates using feces. Why? I guess we should expect garbage from a man whose other movies are entitled "Mulva, Zmobie Ass Kicker", "12 Inches of Dangling Fury", "Scrotal Vengeance", and "Anal Paprika". Chris Seaver, I hope you read these reviews one day and realize something - if you ever plan on making anything even remotely good, try growing up. Only your friends will tell you this garbage is watchable...

0 out to 10 - One of the absolute worst, by any budget standards

Two bookish schoolgirls (Debbie Rochon and Miss Kitty) summon a demon, Phil (Tim Ekkebus), who transforms them into a pair of hotties. All Phil asks for in return are the souls of their classmates.

Filthy McNasty is the kind of low-budget, home-made nonsense that makes Troma look sophisticated by comparison, which I imagine is precisely what director Chris Seaver and his fellow reprobates were going for. With such random juvenile lunacy as cool mofo Teen Ape (a man in an ape mask doing a bad Michael Jackson impression), masturbation with poop, and demon sex, this is the kind of film best watched whilst drunk or well and truly baked, with friends, at three in the morning, when everything seems a whole lot funnier.

I wasn't under the influence and watched alone at a very reasonable hour, meaning that I undoubtedly didn't get the full effect, hence my rating of 3/10, but depending on your level of intoxication and propensity for inane drivel, you might just find this hilarious.