The Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure

I can't really remember any details of this movie except that the setting looked awfully familiar. Then I realized it was filmed at the Lazy Lizard Hostel in Moab, Utah. That was one of my favorite places to visit when I was younger as I spent all my free time wandering around the country. The guy who owns/manages the hostel managed to get himself in the movie.

All I remember about the plot of the movie is that it involves jeeps and naked women. It is great to watch just for the scenery (I mean the rock formations)... If you are just looking for soft-core porn, you will probably be better served elsewhere.

Anyone who enjoys watching beautiful, natural-looking young women in an almost continual state of undress will love this film. The Western backdrops only add to the appeal. The three lead actresses -- Lauren Hays, Avalon Anders, and Lauren Hudspeth -- are all slim, tanned, toned, busty, and photographed beautifully. A complete joy and turn-on from beginning to end.

The minimal plot is about what you'd expect, as is the humor. But the elements of American Indian mysticism are interesting and surprisingly respectful.

Still, the overriding reason to watch this film is for the women, and they are absolutely first rate.

This thinly veiled excuse for showing off the (ahem!) talents of several fairly beautiful women succeeds on exactly that level.

The three main women are Lauren Hays (of Showtime's Hotel Erotica), Avalon Anders (a petite blonde bimbo with not-bad plastic... um... "yarbos", who has been in bit parts in movies and TV shows (including several appearances on Married w/ Children), and Laura Hudspeth, who, unfortunately, lists this as her only film credit, although she has appeared in a couple of director Gary Orona's "Naked-Girls-on-Video" T&A collections. If you like tall, long-legged babes with natural breasts, this girl will certainly turn your head.

This film offers the above three women, along with one or two others, in settings allowing them to take off their clothes for little or no particular reason and jiggle a lot. If you were looking at the title and expecting something more, you probably still believe in the tooth fairy.

Girls wear bikinis, girls take off bikinis. That's about it.

The crew on that fine podcast are, I think in nearly equal measure, both obsessed with this movie and enjoy talking as if they're obsessed with it.

They want a Criterion BluRay release of it-again, a joke, but they'd buy it.