Adamo ed Eva: la prima storia d'amore

BLUE PARADISE starts off in the beginning of time when God created Earth and the heavens. Adam, a young man born from a life-sized cocoon, spends his days yearning for a mate to share his time with. He creates a statuesque figure of a woman made with beach sand, but when rain pours onto his creation it reveals a woman underneath (!!!). Don't ask. This is of course, Eve. In a nutshell, she is tempted to eat the forbidden fruit because "she wants a change", from here on out our duo are thrust into obstacle after obstacle facing natural disasters, badly animated boulders, pteradactyls, and even a savage tribe of flesh-eating cavemen! For a film of it's type BLUE PARADISE is rather tame. There's a bit of violence here and there, but that isn't the main focus like so many of these 70s/80s Italian exploitation films. A rather wild experience it is, far ahead of it's time with good direction, tolerable acting, fantastic music, plenty of bright, colorful characters, quirky situations, and quite a bit of comedy thrown in as well - Eve nagging and complaining, the stock footage, the "boulder" scene - LOL! Worth a look for fans of the psychotronic and unusual.

This is a stomach-churner and disconcerting film about two teens in the Garden of Eden. God casts Adam (Mark Gregory) and Eve (film debut and only one by beauty Andrea Goldman) out of the Paradise because Eve decided to eat a forbidden apple that a talking snake, really the demon, told her to eat. The disgraced couple find themselves fighting a lot of various prehistorical creatures and ruthless savages. After getting into an argument about how to get to the ocean, Adam and Eve part ways. She ends up running across a tribe of peaceful vegetable eaters who paint themselves green, taking a particular liking to one of them (Ángel Alcázar) she dubs "Green Man." The two hit it off, have sex and then Adam stumbles upon them, that's why jealousy emerges when he's watching them together by his favorite waterfall.

The beginning of the film follows more or less faithfully the narratives of Genesis with Adam and Eve, the Tree of Life, the Serpent that is the devil, Mortal Sin and their damnation. However, later , the film goes on other paths without following the Biblical canon. Thus our protagonists Adam and Eve begin a long journey through the world encountering many dangers, gathering primitive tribes, cavemen, fighting bloody enemies, a giant bear, Cannibals and even taking place an amazing sea birth. It is nothing more than a thinly disguised excuse for adult audiences to be able ogle underage teenage flesh and pretend like they're watching an adventure movie in the process. This "Adamo ed Eva, la prima storia d'amore" (1983) results to be a partial reboot to the American films: "Blue Lagoon" (1981) and "Paradise" (1982), in addition rips-off "Jean-Jacques Annaud's Quest for Fire¨. An inferior weakly narrated film, silly incidents with disconnected scenes and not much sense. This one really doesn't want to make us feel guilty about it by having the religious angle, but it begins out being the same old thinly-disguised smut all the same. However, the production design is pretty good and the photography is decent with a lot of gorgeous exteriors, attractive landscapes from Spanish Mediterranean coast, Canary Islands, and Italy including mountains, forests, seashore, waterfalls, strings and snowy landscapes, though also contains some stock footage. There is even the Grand Canyon of the Colorado, which seems a bit strange since this is a low budget film and they had to travel to the United States. Or it could be that the protagonist, Mark Gregory, was already in America while he was shooting the trilogy ¨Thunder¨ that was made there and they took the opportunity to shoot some scenes in which Gregory was looking at the spectacular Grand Canyon. Stars Marg Gregory, a B-actor who has a minor cult in certain circles. An avid motorcyclist and expertly trained Greco-Roman school wrestler, Gregory worked in a shoe shop before being "discovered" in a gym in Rome. He was 17 when he played Trash in 1990: "The Bronx Warriors", as he signed an exclusive 3 picture deal with Deaf International Film Company after his selection for "1990: The Bronx Warriors", following: "Escape from the Bronx" , "Thunder", "Thunder Warrior 2", "Thunder Warrior III", "Delta Force Commando", "Missione finale", "Just a Damned Soldier" or "Maledetto Soldato" and his last film: "War Bus II". Nevertheless, he died penniless while living the life of a recluse in Castel Madama, just outside of Rome; and allegedly committed suicide himself in 2013, at 48, then the city provided a cross for his grave, as he did not have the means for a proper burial.

The film was lousily directed by Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo. They were two prolific writers/producers/directors who made all kinds of usual genres in the Sixties and Seventies: Spaghetti Western, Terror, sex comedy, adventures, Erotic , Giallo, such as "I cannibali, Who saw her die ?, Lucrezia giovane, Lezioni private, Last Angels, The Shark Hunter, Return of Clint the loner, Morbosita" , and even they shot a similar film to ¨Adam and Eve la prima storia d'amore¨ titled ¨Blue Island¨ with Sabrina Siani. Rating. 4/10. Below average.

What's in a title? The original Italian title translates as "The very first love story", but for the international export market, the sly distributors changed it into the much juicier and appealing "versus the Cannibals". Do Adam & Eve confront cannibals? Technically yes, but there's never any flesh-munching going on like in the film's more infamous cousins from Italy, like "Cannibal Holocaust" or "Cannibal Ferox".

This is basically a blatant Italian rip-off of the huge commercially successful "The Blue Lagoon", but then cleverly reprocessed into a Biblical saga with an overload of documentary stock footage of meteorological phenomena (representing God's creation and his wrath) and the endless bickering between two attractive and scantily clad young people. Adam is played by Mark Gregory, whom exploitation fanatics will recognize from "1990: Bronx Warriors" and "Thunder". Eve is depicted by Andrea Goldman, who never starred in anything before or after this film.

Yes, as the old song goes..."the stuff that your libel to read in the bible, it ain't necessarily so.." And at the start of the movie we find Adam, kind of a dufus actually, just wandering around alone in the Garden of Eden. One day he gets bored and forms a woman's body out of sand and, as it starts to rain, Adam gets on top of the sand. I was thinking', "Adam, what are you doin' on top of that sand??" But then the rain turns the sand into Eve. Both of them are in paradise, so they ain't wearing any clothes. Life is sort of just lovey-dovey, the leopards are friends with the birds...you know, paradise.

Then, after their 1,000th time of watching a sunset after making love, Eve starts to get bored. wants a change, so she eats the forbidden fruit. She gets Adam to eat it too. Women! Always lead to fall of a good man, cause that's the way god planned it. After that life gets tough. Adam has to learn to kill animals and stuff. But this is the way things really went down 6,000 years ago. You don't have to read a book to learn history, just watch the movie.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, followed by light, water, whales and a whole load of other shizz. Eventually, he created man in his own image. In time, man created Hollywood, and not long after that, the Italians created rip-offs. Adam and Eve Meet The Cannibals is the Italian answer to American 'loss of innocence' movies like The Blue Lagoon (1980) and Paradise (1982), the film following its photogenic titular couple (played by Mark Gregory of Bronx Warriors 1&2, and Andrea Goldman of nothing else) as they struggle to survive after being cast out of the Garden of Eden for sampling the forbidden fruit.

The film is largely an excuse for directors Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo to show their stars in the buff; both Adam and Eve frolic buck naked, making this an equal opportunities exploitation flick—something for both men and women to enjoy. But being Italian rip-off movie-makers, they can't help but throw in lots of mind bogglingly daft nonsense, making their film an absolute hoot of biblical proportions. In addition to the copious nudity, viewers are also treated to a hilarious action scene inspired by Raiders of the Ark (a massive stop-motion boulder rolling after Adam and Eve in a display of pathetic special effects), a couple of dreadful animal attacks (a manky pterodactyl and a moth-eaten bear), a tribe of ape-men (and women), and, of course, the cannibals: a race of laughable pig-faced, ginger-haired creatures.

Obviously, this is far from great cinema, and not really deserving of a very high rating, but for those who enjoy unadulterated trash, Adam and Eve Meet The Cannibals is a must-see.

5.5/10 (rounded up to 6 for IMDb) for the bear and the prehistoric bird, and for Goldman, a terrible actress but very easy on the eye.