What a Woman!

The title is highly misleading although it aptly describes the glamorous Miss Russell in the sort of nonsense Doris Day was making her own by the end of the next decade.

Playing an East Coast career girl wearing a succession of killer outfits with enormous shoulders and smoking endless cigarettes (it's no surprise that Rosalind eventually succumbed to cancer), we first see her secretary fielding calls from Walter Winchell, and like the fifties Doris is gratifyingly older than love interest Willard Parker (who's actually quite good as Hollywood's idea of a scholar of Elizabethan history who gets more full of himself as the film goes on).

Typically we never actually see the film that all the fuss is about, just as Brian Aherne as the cynical reporter is never seen at a typewriter, simply confining himself to constantly arriving unannounced looking pleased with himself.

Carol Ainsley is on top of the world as the best 10% agent for authors, musicians, artists, actors, etc. But after selling the movie rights to her latest hit author's book, her whole staff are in a quandary trying to find the right man to play the lead. Meanwhile, across town, the publisher of Knickerbocker Magazine assigns its associate editor and top writer, Henry Pepper, the job of doing a profile article on Miss Ainsley. That's in lieu of one on the hot author of "Whirlwind," Anthony Street, whom no one knows but his publisher. That's because it's a pen name of the author who wants to remain anonymous.

But, when Ainsley sees a picture of the handsome author, she decides that he's the guy to play the lead in the movie based on his own book. So, she wrangles the his true identify out of the publisher and boards a train for Buxton where he's a college professor. Pepper follows her because his way of writing a profile is by shadowing his subject to see what her work day is like and what makes her tick. But when Pepper and the anonymous author, Michael Cobb, meet and become friends, the top 10% agent has her hands full. And a complex comedy of personalities develops around these three people.

The film has a good plot idea, with a smattering of clever or witty lines. But, a better screenplay with more humor would have boosted it considerably. And, it should have had some inkling of World War II that was happening at the time. As is, it's a fair comedy romance. Rosalind Russell is Ainsley and Brian Aherne is Pepper. They made a few movies together - all comedies, that were fair to good. But they each made a number of comedies with other leading actors, including some that were great comedies. Among Russell's best comedies were "Rendezvous" of 1935 with William Powell, "His Girl Friday" of 1940 with Cary Grant, "They Met in Bombay" of 1941 with Clark Gable, and "Take a Letter, Darling" of 1942 with Fred MacMurray. Aherne made three smashing comedies - "The Great Garrick" of 1937 with Olivia de Haviland, "Merrily We Live" of 1938 with Constance Bennet, and "A Night to Remember" of 1942 with Loretta Young.

The supporting cast are all good, though few of them are among the better-known supporting players of the day. Willard Parker plays Anthony Street/Michael Cobb. He played in many Westerns of the period. Ann Savage, Alan Dienhart and Edward Fielding lead the rest of the cast.

There's always something missing and strange to me when movies made during World War II and set in that time don't have anything to even hint of what's happening in history at the time. Most movies made then - comedies, dramas, crime pictures, etc. that had little or nothing to do with the war nevertheless had signs of the time. If nothing else, men and women in uniform would be apparent on the streets. So, to have this film set in 1943 with no sign of anything else going on in the world - that would surely affect the people in the story, seems odd. It's another minus for the film.

The top box office movie for 1943 was "This is the Army," a comedy musical war-time film set on the home front. It far outdistanced all others in ticket sales at $24.3 million. The fourth-place finisher at the box office was the biggest Academy Award winner - "The Song of Bernadette," with a box office of $13.4 million. In the top 20 films, a dozen were war or wartime related stories; and more than two-thirds of the top 50 films were war related.

"What a Woman" did fair at the box office, coming in 53rd with $5.2 million in U.S. ticket sales. But several comedies finished higher for the year. I don't know that any other characters would have made this film better. It just needed a better script.

Here are the best lines from the film.

Dillon, "Oh, and by the way, Pepper, Miss Ainsley doesn't permit her female clients to have babies."

Carol Ainsley, "Any soap?" Pat O'Shea, "Not a bubble."

Carol Ainsley, on the phone with an actress client, Monica, "Oh, but there's no such thing, angel, as a small part - just small actresses. Wh... Oh, you get killed in the first reel? Oh, but darling, think how they're going to miss you throughout the rest of the picture."

Michael Cobb, looking at the gifts that Carol has received but told Pepper that they are appreciations from members of a quartet that's a client of hers, "There's one more." Henry Pepper, "One more what?" Mike Cobb, "Gift." Pepper, "Oh, did you send these?" Mike Cobb, looking at Carol, "Oh, he didn't know?" Carol Ainsley, "No, he didn't know, but he knows now."

Carol Ainsley, "Uh, Michael, have you any idea how this happened?" Michael Cobb, "Well, darling, I spoke to the press tonight, but it was strictest confidence." All the dinner guests at her father's house laugh. Unidentified woman, "Strictest confidence!" Unidentified man, "With the newspapers." The group continues to laugh.

Henry Pepper, "Hello, everyone." Carol Ainsley, "Well, what are you doing here?" Pepper, "Me? I'm the best man."

Pat O'Shea, "Look, Pepper, how long has this been going on between Carol and Buxton?" Henry Pepper, "All the time. From the first moment she laid eyes on him. She's mad about him. Go to bed, Pat."

Miss Timmons,, "I can't understand it, Pat." Pat O'Shea, "She's mad about him. Always was. Go to bed."

Carol Ainsley, "Everything went blank, and suddenly I'm a bride to be."

This mildly preposterous riff on the by now standard Rosalind Russell comedy -- high powered woman executive meets easy-going, mildly contemptuous bohemian and falls into frilly love by the end of the fifth reel -- winds along its well-greased way in a mildly bemused fashion. Long-time pro, Irving Cummings directs this well enough, but only Miss Russell puts any oomph into her role and the visuals mainly seem concerned with her head, making sure that she has an odd looking hat or hairdo that seems to change with every scene. She wears some dynamite dresses also; credit Travis Banton for the dresses. He seems to have specialized in gowning Carole Lombard in her movies.

Everyone seems to be giving it the old college try, but by now the formula had grown pretty tired, sustained only by war time movie attendance and some hope that all those Rosies out there, busy riveting together planes and battleships would be able to spend their times in silly hats once the war was over and men like Brian Aherne would be free of the restrictions of bow ties.

Rosalind Russell stars in What A Woman in one of her career girl parts, that of a literary agent and one high powered agent she is. She's the daughter of a US Senator Edward Fielding.

That's enough to get free and easy free lance writer Brian Aherne interested enough to do a profile. Especially since Russell has a new project. She wants to get one of her authors reserved English professor Willard Parker to shed his pseudonym from the steamy romance novel he's written and become an actor.

She operates under the thesis if you can write it, you an emote it. As it turns out beneath the shy exterior of the professor lies a budding Errol Flynn.

Russell's high powered agent complements beautifully the slow paced and unhurried pace of Brian Aherne. Her big problem is she might just have fallen for her own creation in Parker.

The ever wise Aherne realizes that Roz will inevitably grasp they are meant for each other.

It's all a bit silly, but the leads do carry it off. After over 70 years What A Woman still holds up beautifully.

W.A.W. opens up in a magazine publishing office, where they are discussing how to interview the latest best-selling author, who no-one has ever met. Flash to Carol Ainsley (R. Russell, nominated for four Oscars), who is the agent for the un-seen author. She is determined to track down the author (played by Willard Parker), and doesn't realize the can of worms that revealing him may open... Brian Aherne is "Pepper", a magazine editor who is writing a story on Ainsley, and keeps popping up where-ever Ainsley goes. For most of the film, he is sitting in chairs, waiting for Ainsley to go through the doorway, or come back from where-ever she has been.

Keep an eye out for some fun supporting characters - Carol's assistant is played by Grady Sutton is a few years after making those hilarious W.C. Fields films. The office secretary is played by Norma Varden, who was so great as Lady Beekman in "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds". The mens dormitory clerk is Chester Clute, who looks and sounds just like Mel Blanc. Unfortunately, all these actors have very few lines; given a few more lines, they could have spiced the film up a bit. Russell does a great job, and carries the film well. It's a lot of fun to watch, although it's more plain and simple than I was expecting; after seeing her in "Friday", I was hoping for more plot twists. She has the same, strong, fast-talking personality that she had in "His Girl Friday". It was refreshing to watch an upbeat, war-time movie without a single mention of the war. Directed by Irving Cummings, who had directed Shirley Temple in four films in the 1930s. I hope Turner Classics starts showing this more often.