Halloween - Süßes oder Saures

2018's roll of terrible movies continues, it truly has become one of the worst movie years in history.

Halloween at Aunt Ethels tells the wafer thin story of a mysterious old lady who rumor has it kills and cooks children on Halloween. Is it true or is it merely an urban legend? Better question, can you find it in yourself to care?

An independent comedy horror I have to say it fails on both fronts. The character development dominates the film, the actual "Horror" rarely gets started and the comedy? This is not a funny film.

It's essentially a naff horror with a couple of jokes total throughout the film. Granted the jokes are quite funny but oddly enough I expected more within the 90 minutes!

The film simply never gets started, it contains plenty of T&A, it has a little bit of gore but beyond that? Absolutely nothing. This is shoddy film making, they have absolutely no idea how to structure a film and when the credits roll you'll be left deeply confused as to what you just watched.

The Good:

Boobs, I'm a simple man

The Bad:

Never really gets going

Awfully structured

Little comedy

This is unbelievably bad on so many levels. Even for a project for school, this would be given a failing grade that results in the whole class laughing. The acting is terrible and the story line is absurd and just bad.

No, not *just* by taking part in this nonsense but by shamelessly (not to mention eponymously) reviewing this nonsense as the Citizen Kane of comedy horror -- or, in this case, more like horrific comedy.

"Hilarious!!!! Sexy!!!! Fun!!!! Quirky!!!! Fast paced!!!! A Must See!!!!", reviewed the director himself; if you must see for yourself, please, do scroll down and enjoy the second-hand embarrassment.

Needless to say, this is not only steaming garbage, but a boring heap at that.

There is some serious shilling going on here with this movie. 74% give this garbage 10/10. Another 15% award it 9 Stars which gets this movie a 7.9 rating overall. And there's a glowing review from an account with the directors name. Go figure.

This is a slow moving, uninspired horror movie without any redeeming qualities. There is no real story. The director bought some Halloween props, hired a few college Students and an old lady with bad makeup who likes to lick fake dismembered body part props.

You dont care about anyone on the screen and if you value your life time you shouldn't care about about this movie either.

Avoid at all costs. Watch out for the shills.

I wish I could unseen whatever this was!!!!! Trust me for your own health and safety stay away!!!! Read a book draw color I don't care just don't watch this movie