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Let me preface this by saying that Octavia is a goddess. As such, she deserves better writing, more inspired settings, far more intricate, thickly woven plots. A performing land unexplored, yet even in a slender platitude of a production such as this, she leads with gusto and emotion -- so far be it from me to criticize.

Nah, not really. Middle tier on a sunny day. Nevertheless, Octavia is delightful, so worth the time and then some.

In the house of snores, I am the only living creature awake at the wee hours -- and I'm lacking the motivation to even exist. It's only natural I turn to Netflix for something Halloween-y, short, and nonsensical enough to not require 100% of my attention (or any critical thinking). Plus, I enjoyed watching Harper's Island, I rather like Katie Cassidy and it's a well-known fact I have a soft spot for Adam Campbell. So, score...You'd think.

Even with each and every one of my criteria met... oh, dear, oh, dear.

Kitsch, drollish buffoonery -- and the real-life footage in the end? Just plain vulgar.

Oh, this is just terrible. Even for an Eric Roberts movie this is just... offensive. I do hope René Mena is loaded in real life and isn't actually trying to make a living through acting because... oh, boy.