Bikini Valley Car Wash

High ranking reviews plainly written by people connected to this pile of drivel. You think this site would have some sort of mechanisim to stop the director bulling up his own movie by now. If it has Jeremy in it, it stinks, literally.

Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.

I see a lot of reviews here that were obviously posted by cast and crew, or their friends and family. A horrible script, bad audio and video quality, terrible acting... this movie has almost nothing going for it. There are girls in bikinis and a few topless shots but unless you really, really want to see those few scenes there is nothing worth watching in this film. Ron Jeremy is terrible even by Ron Jeremy standards in this.

This is a really fun little movie that reminds me of the comedies of the late 80's and early to mid 90's - fun, balls to the wall, and not afraid to be a little bit silly. It also features an appearance from the OG Ron Jeremy himself, so if you're looking to laugh a lot and forget the fact that the world is on fire for 90 minutes or so, check this one out!

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.