Love Humor Quotes

“I wanted to punch him and understand him at the same time.”
― Shannon A. Thompson, Take Me Tomorrow

“Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out
of cigarettes.”
― Jeffrey McDaniel

“Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.”
― Sorin Suciu, The Scriptlings

“In hindsight, I have no idea why he was ever with me. He thought highly of my breasts. And . . . that's it, I think.”
― Emma Forrest, Your Voice in My Head

“But she just couldn’t stop checking her phone; she wanted
to stop, tried to stop, but the pull would not let her go. It was
a strange experience for her to be doing the obsessive phone-checking
thing. Vanessa talked about it, and she had heard stories
about it from other friends. One date with a guy and suddenly
the phone becomes like an appendage endowed with some super
power to predict your future.”
― Jacqueline Simon Gunn, Circle of Betrayal

“We bonded in a way I’d never done with a guy before. I guess murder will do that to a couple.”
― Laura C. Reden, Dark Reflections

“Another larger, more shameful part thrilled at the idea that he cared. Pathetic? Probably. True? Undeniably.”
― Ana Huang, Twisted Lies

“Is cex part of the deal? If it’s not, it should be. Christian looks like he would be a beast in bed.”
― Ana Huang, Twisted Lies