Four Letter Words Quotes

“[…] the caller might say abruptly, 'Whoozis?' In that case I would say grandly, '*Whom* are you calling, sir?' And he would hang up immediately without even an expletive. Of all the four-letter words I know, the speediest turn-off in such circumstances is *whom*.”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Talked to Ghosts