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MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING

November 26, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of marriage, I never won an argument,” said Harvey Stiles, referring to Sheila Watson, his lawyer/wife. “I thought ‘Well, that’s exactly what I want in a … READ MORE

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MAN

October 15, 2012 by Frank Lake

Human rocket Felix Baumgartner wowed the world yesterday by breaking the sound barrier in nothing more than a spacesuit — leaping from 24 miles above the Earth and calmly walking away unaided after landing in a field in Roswell, NM.

WORLD’S FIRST SPACEPORT

September 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

The world’s first commercial spaceport, which will be the hub for Virgin’s consumer spaceflights, is now 90 per cent complete.

ALIENS IN ROSWELL – AGAIN!

April 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

ROSWELL, NM – After the release of the FBI Memo that proves the existence of aliens – the town of Roswell was once again visited by aliens.

FBI MEMO PROVES ALIENS AT ROSWELL!

April 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.

DANNY GRANGER'S BATCAVE

September 1, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – NBA player Danny Granger is moving forward with his elaborate house plans, which include a batcave!

REAL ALIENS STAR IN SCI-FI MOVIE

May 26, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

CARLSBAD, NM – Film director Dan Parnish says the new science-fiction movie he’s shooting will be the most realistic one ever made.

STAR TREK SPOILERS

May 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW ORLEANS, LA – An alien movie critic traveled through time so he could be the first to trash the new Star Trek movie, including dozens of spoilers.

FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN

April 8, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.

ALIEN ENERGY BURNS RICHARDSON

January 5, 2009 by Carl Woodward

SANTA FE, NM – Ties to an alien energy company have resulted in Governor Bill Richardson removing his name for consideration as future Commerce Secretary.

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