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I’M MADDER THAN A SQUIRREL IN A NUT-FREE ZONE ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS GETTING PAID LIKE THEY’RE PROS!

What in tarnation has happened to America? Back in my day, college sports were about amateur glory, school spirit. And maybe a free education if you didn’t flunk out. Now, thanks to this cockamamie House v. NCAA settlement that’s got schools shelling out billions, these overgrown kids are raking in cash hand over fist! A … READ MORE

FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT

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NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.

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