UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!
I’M MADDER THAN A HORNET IN A PICKLE JAR OVER THIS LOBSTER LUNACY!
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil my own head in a pot of clam chowder! Just when you think the world can’t get any dumber, those pointy-headed Eurocrats in Brussels go and prove me wrong. Word on the street—and by street, I mean the patriotic pavement of Main Street, USA—is that the European Union … READ MORE



