MY AMERICA AIN’T NO PATCHWORK QUILT OF WHINERS!
Listen up, you flag-wavin’, hot-dog-eatin’, firecracker-poppin’ Americans! It’s Independence Day, and I’m madder than a bald eagle stuck in a wind turbine! This here’s the day we celebrate our great nation breakin’ free from those tea-sippin’ British tyrants back in 1776, and yet here we are in 2025, squabblin’ like a bunch of alley cats … READ MORE