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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Reasons to be an alcoholic

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6195220.stm

Finally! Scientists have located the actual regions that produce the healthiest red red wine. I say, do they carry it at Woodman's Liquor? I'm like, so there and all.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Iran leader appeals to US people

He does? Cause like, I haven't heard anything. Apparently Ah-mah-dinnerjacket appeals to the "Noble Americans" to reject US foreign policy. How is it that an appeal to the American people never gets to us? It couldn't be that all of our news media outlets are owned and controlled by the hard-right conservatives who would never hear anything about their sad foriegn policies being wrong. Especially not from the president of Iran! A five-page letter to us urging changes to what the idiot in the oval office is doing? I'm shocked, I say, SHOCKED that I didn't hear it on Pox News.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Knitters Love Boobies!!



Thanks to the folks at Feministing for this link. I always feel bad for women who are disfigured by breast cancer. This is a great thing we can all do!

H/T Amanda

Interesting quiz! Short enough to not be tedius. Gotta love that.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

The Midland
Boston
North Central
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

remember this one?


Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Which inspiring woman are you?

Mary Wollstonecraft

Congratulations!

You are Mary Wollstonecraft

Mary Wollstonecraft (1759 – 1797) was a British philosopher, often hailed as the first feminist. She wrote several novels, essays, and children's books, but is best known for A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (1792) in which she argued that women were degraded through the lack of education imposed on them by the restrictions of femininity. In line with the ideals of the Enlightenment, she fought for a society based on reason and the new concept of human rights.

As well as writing, Mary Wollstonecraft worked as a teacher, founded a school and travelled all over Europe, staying in France during the revolution. After a stormy relationship with Gilbert Imlay, with whom she had her first daughter Fanny, Wollstonecraft married the philosopher William Godwin. They had a daughter together: Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein. Mary Wollstonecraft died of puerperal fever shortly after the birth, but left a legacy of feminism that has changed the world.



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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

just so good.

From The F-word blog:

If a woman is drunk, don't rape her.

If a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her.

If a woman is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her.

If a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her.

If a woman is jogging in a park at 5 am, don't rape her.

If a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her.

If a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her.

If a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her.

If a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her.

If a woman is in a coma, don't rape her.

If a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her.

If a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her.

If a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her.

If your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her.

If your step-daughter is watching TV, don't rape her.

If you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her.

If your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend.

If your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police.

If your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and tell the guy he's a rapist.

Tell your sons, god-sons, nephews, grandsons, sons of friends it's not okay to rape someone.

Don't tell your women friends how to be safe and avoid rape.

Don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.

Don't imply that it's in any way her fault.

Don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you he "got some" with the drunk girl.

Don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have no control over or responsibility for your actions. You can, too, help yourself.

If you agree, re-post it. It's that important.

-Author unknown.-

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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

Friday, November 10, 2006

...and I ate SO much halloween candy, too.


So this is good - I hit a milestone by losing an additional five pounds, and they gave me a little PINK star!! Woo Hoo!!

greatest joke I've seen

Ok, sure, they were arrested for felonies. Ok, sure, they are probably going to jail for, like, EVAR. But I still laughed my ass off. Way to go Minimum Wage Earners!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061107/ap_on_fe_st/pot_burgers_lawsuit
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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhh

Google Docs LOST almost 1000 words of my novel. I logged in and noticed that MUCH is missing. I hope I saved it on my laptop.

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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

I hit 10,000 words!

Thank you, thank you, Ethiopian sheep herders, for noticing your sheep getting jiggity from eating the berries of a tree. Because of this we have COFFEE. I know it's been a thousand years, but a thank you never comes too late!

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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

fucking christians and their fucking kids

Retroactive abortion. I vote for it. Like right now, when I have to CRANK my headphones here in the coffee shop because some fucktards from the christian bookstore have their kids over here running and screaming while I have a headache to begin with. I've taken tylenol, sudafed, coffee, and now a half a diazepam I found in my pillbox. I hope this fucking headache disappears soon.
I've gotten about 1K words toward my story written, and I like it a bit better. Still crap but I'm happy to be writing. I'm not wasting any more of my caffeine buzz on this blog - I've got a novel to work on!!
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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

UPDATE: Almost 3,000 words in just under 3 hours. I'm not unhappy about that. Besides that, I've got a sort-of plot worked out for the novel to move forward. I'm liking this, no matter how much it ends up sucking in the end. And, I am NOT under any illusion about quality! It's all about quantity. =)

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

1900 Words and Counting

What a bullshit story!! I have no idea how it's going to play out,but man, I hope I start gettting some better inspiration soon, or I'm going to start throwing up instead of writing. I will say, however,that the COFFEE helps!! Tee Hee!

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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org

oooh! ski season approaches

http://www.cascademountain.com/jpgs/2005Trailmaplogo.jpg

My birthday's coming up - I can hardly wait, because I NEED to spend it skiing.

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"NaNoWriMo - Thirty Days and Thirty Nights of Literary Abandon." - nanowrimo.org