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| EpisodeNumber = 37
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Jed Gets the Misery
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–1
| ShortSummary = Jed pretends to be sick so that Granny can get to doctoring and feel more at home. Jethro can't find any of Granny's mountain medicine ingredients, so she has to improvise. Elly is the only one that knows Jed is faking it. Elly tells Drysdale what Jed is up to. Drysdale pretends he isn't feeling well and asks Granny's advice. This backfires as she puts him to bed with Jed. Drysdale's physician, Dr. Roy Clyburn (Fred Clark), is at the bank. Miss Jane tells him that Milburn is in great shape and has been taking walks every morning. She calls the Clampetts and learns Drysdale is sick in bed. Drysdale tries to tell Granny he's feeling better, but she won't let him leave. Dr. Clyburn comes by the mansion and wants to see the doctor that's taking care of Drysdale. Granny misunderstands and thinks he's another patient. Jethro puts him in bed with Jed and Drysdale. Drysdale thinks Granny is going to operate on him. Clyburn says he can call a pharmacy and get any medicine Granny wants. The Pharmacist thinks Granny's crazy and hangs up. Granny finally finishes doctoring the men and they get to leave.
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| EpisodeNumber = 38
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Hair-Raising Holiday
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–2
| ShortSummary = Granny cuts off the top of Drysdale and Dr. Roy Clyburn's hair for some homegrown remedy. Drysdale would like to tell Granny that she's not allowed to practice medicine in Beverly Hills, but he's afraid to. He sends Miss Jane to tell Granny. Miss Jane comes by the mansion and sees the family celebrating and dancing. Jed tells her it is Possum Day and Jane pretends to know what that is. The Clampetts are looking forward to the Possum Day parade, which of course isn't celebrated in Beverly Hills. Clyburn tells Drysdale he better speak to Granny. The family is about to drive to the bank to watch the parade when Drysdale and Jane drive up. Drysdale tries to tell Granny she can't practice medicine anymore, but all she can talk about is giving him a hair growing medicine. Miss Jane and Drysdale try to set up a parade for the Clampetts, but are having no luck. Granny puts some of her hair medicine on Clyburn's head but he takes it off. Granny wants to head back to the hills after Clyburn tells her to stop her doctoring. Jed finds out there's no Possum Day celebration. They now definitely want to leave and take their money out of the bank. Clyburn sees that Granny's medicine worked as Drysdale now has a full head of hair. Clyburn begs Granny to give him the hair medicine again and Drysdale tells the Clampetts there will be a Possum Day Parade. The next day everyone gets to march in the parade.
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| EpisodeNumber = 39
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Granny's Garden
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–3
| ShortSummary = Granny has everyone up at the crack of dawn to plow the front yard for her garden. Jethro tells Jed that he got a mule to help them plow. The mule wakes Drysdale up and he rans over to the Clampett mansion. Granny can't get the mule to do any work. Drysdale says that the whole neighborhood will get upset if they plow up their front yard. Miss Jane comes by and tries to explain to Jed why they can't dig up the yard. Granny tries to stare down the mule to get it to work. Miss Jane takes the family on a road trip to show them the modern farmers doing their work. Miss Jane then takes them to a large Supermarket to show Granny how unnecessary it is to grow her own food. Granny tries to pay for some food with Confederate money.
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| EpisodeNumber = 40
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Elly Starts to School
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–4
| ShortSummary = Mrs. Drysdale (Harriet MacGibbon) recommends Elly for a high-brow finishing school for girls. Elly doesn't want to go and doesn't want to wear a dress. Mrs. Drysdale calls and tells Jed it is OK for Elly to wear her pants and shirt. Miss Jane learns from Margaret that she wants Elly to go to that school in hopes that humiliating her will drive the Clampetts away. Miss Jane tries to convince the girls at the school that Elly is a fashion trend-setter. She then brings Elly home and tells Jed and Granny that the girls at that school aren't good enough for Elly. Elly invites the filthy rich Cynthia Fenwick (Joanna Barnes) and her mother (Doris Packer) over for dinner, thinking they're destitute. Thinking blue jeans are now high fashion, Cynthia tries to find some. Mrs. Fenwick calls to say they will be late because they can't find clothes. Jed sends Jethro and Elly over with some of theirs. Jethro and Elly think the tiny gate house is where the Fenwicks live. When they tell Jed what they saw, Jed decides to bring the Fenwicks furniture and other things. Margaret sees them loading the truck and thinks the Clampetts are moving. Cynthia finds the clothes that Elly left in the gate house and her and her mother put them on. When Mrs. Fenwick sees herself in jeans, she faints.
Also guest-starring Sharon Tate as Mary.
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| EpisodeNumber = 41
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = The Clampett Look
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–5
| ShortSummary = The Fenwick's will be visiting the Clampetts. Cynthia wants her mother to dress in the "Clampett Look" since she thinks Elly is a fashion maven. Jed sees the Fenwick gate house and thinking that's where they live, he decides to try and get them to move into his mansion. The Fenwick's arrive at the Clampett mansion and Granny gives Mrs. Fenwick a drink of her white lightning. Mrs. Drysdale comes by and the Fenwick's mistake her for a cleaning woman. Cynthia sees Jethro by the pool and asks Jed who he is. Thinking they're referring to the Clampett dog, Jed says it is Duke. The Fenwick's now think Jethro is royalty. Mrs. Fenwick gets into a brawl with Mrs. Drysdale. Mrs. Drysdale learns that it is Mrs. Fenwick that she's fighting with. The Fenwick's leave and Jed and Jethro follow them. They think that Beasley the chauffeur owns the Fenwick mansion and he has taken the Fenwick's in to live with him.
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| EpisodeNumber = 42
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Jethro's First Love
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–6
| ShortSummary = Jethro decides he wants to go a courtin', so Jed gives him a little education. Jed sends Jethro to the bank with an envelope that Miss Jane needs. Meanwhile, Exotic dancer Chickadee Laverne (Barbara Nichols) comes by the bank to see Drysdale. She wants to be paid for her services at the Banker's Dinner Conference the night before. Jethro comes by and meets Chickadee. Thinking she's the one for him, he brings her home to meet the folks. At the mansion, there's some confusion between the family and Chickadee when the word engagement is used. Chickadee thinks she'll get a job at the mansion and the family thinks she's talking about marriage to Jethro. Granny and Jed think Chickadee is too old for Jethro. Jed talks to Chickadee in private and they have another confusing conversation. Elly tells Chickadee that she likes her. Elly would like her to marry Jed so she could be her mother. Chickadee likes Elly's pets and thinks she could use them in her act. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by and they find out Chickadee is there. Chickadee leaves with Elly's raccoon.
Note: This was Sharon Tate's first appearance (of 13) as Janet Trego, a member of the bank's secretarial pool.
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| EpisodeNumber = 43
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Chickadee Returns
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–7
| ShortSummary = Chickadee Laverne shows up at Drysdale's office with Elly's raccoon. She complains that she didn't get an "engagement" at the Clampett mansion. Meanwhile, Jethro thinks he's in love with Chickadee. Miss Jane calls Jethro to say she has Elly's raccoon. Jethro tells her that he's in love and wants to get married right away. She thinks he's talking about her until he mentions Chickadee. Chickadee comes by the mansion. Jed hears music coming from her car radio and thinks that means he's falling in love with her. Chickadee and Jed still have some confusion over what an "engagement" is. Miss Jane arrives at the mansion and gives Elly her raccoon back. She then wants to trick Jethro into thinking he's in love with her using music from a transistor radio. But things don't go as planned. Jethro sees Chickadee in her exotic dancer outfit. Granny says they are to be married right away. The code of the hills demand that because he saw her in her under clothes. Because of a misunderstanding, Granny believes that Chickadee doesn't know how to cook. And that's a deal-breaker for Jethro.
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| EpisodeNumber = 44
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = The Clampetts Are Overdrawn
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy =
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–8
| ShortSummary = Granny chases away the Pool Man (Gil Perkins) because she thinks he's poisoning the cement pond. Jethro reads a letter from the bank saying that Jed is overdrawn and all his money is gone. An unemployed actor named Jake "J.D." Clampett (King Donovan) and his wife Opal (Shirley Mitchell) benefit from a paperwork mixup at the bank becoming $36 million richer. Granny thinks that the family has been spending money foolishly. Jed calls the bank and finds out that Drysdale is going out of town. They now believe that Mr. Drysdale has forsaken them and taken the money. The family drives to the bank where they are chased away by a Policeman (Robert Foulk) who thinks they're vagrants. Jake goes to the bank hoping to cash a $1000 check. Opal thinks they're doing the wrong thing. Granny wants to go back to the hills but Jed wants to stay until he finds out if Drysdale really turned against them. A Paving Man (Dick Crockett) comes by the mansion to tar up some cracks in the driveway. He says that Drysdale told him to do it and the family thinks Jed's going to be tarred and feathered. Jed wants to stay until they pay back the overdrawn fee. Meanwhile, Jake is spending a lot of money. When Miss Jane figures out what has happened, Jake Clampett is arrested. Jed wants Jake freed as he might be kinfolk. Jake passes himself off as a long lost cousin and intends to stay at the mansion for a while.
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| EpisodeNumber = 45
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = The Clampetts Go Hollywood
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–9
| ShortSummary = "Cousin" Jake and Opal are still living in the mansion. Jake thinks that with Jed's money, he can make a movie with Marlon Brando. Jethro would like to be in the movies. When Jed offers Jake 10 million, Jake agrees to put Jethro in the movie instead of Brando. Jake buys Jed a new car. Elly wants to be a movie star as well and Jake has Opal take her into town to get her made up. Granny still thinks Jake and Opal are a bunch of loafers. Elly returns all dressed up and glamorous and Jake introduces her a Venus Adore. Granny changes her opinion of Jake when he tells her he can put her in a Hoot Gibson movie. After seeing a Marlon Brando movie, Jethro dresses in leather and drives a motorcycle into the mansion. Mr. Drysdale learns from Jake that Jed is financing his movie and wants to put a stop to it. Jed thinks the others are starting to act and dress ridiculously. Miss Jane comes up with a plan to make the others see how foolish they look by having Jed act and dress just as foolish.
Note: Jake purchases a brand new 1964 Imperial convertible to improve Jed's image, but the car is never seen again – the Clampett family truck is Jed's choice of vehicle.
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| EpisodeNumber = 46
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Turkey Day
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–10
| ShortSummary = It is almost Thanksgiving and Elly wants to save the turkey from being cooked. Jed catches Elly trying to carry the turkey away in a sack and makes her put it back in its pen. Jethro tells Jed that their fancy eating room is called a billiard room. They think that the rhino head on the wall is a billiard. After Elly names the turkey Herman, Jed finds he can't take an axe to it. Jed tells Granny she should cook a billiard, but she insists on the turkey. Meanwhile, Mrs. Drysdale hires two men (George Sawaya & Benny Rubin) believing they are Indian Chiefs, but they're really actors. She and Mr. Drysdale will dress as pilgrims and take a holiday picture with the men. Jed and Miss Jane have a confusing conversation about shooting billiards. Elly sees the Indians with Drysdale and tells Granny that the Indians are attacking. Granny and Elly jump the Indians and tie them up. Jed calms everything down. The Clampetts, Drysdales, and the two actors have Thanksgiving dinner together.
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| EpisodeNumber = 47
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = The Garden Party
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–11
| ShortSummary = Granny is cooking up some lye soap and Jed is worried the fumes will bother Mrs. Drysdale. Margaret is having a garden party that afternoon and goes to talk to Granny about the smell. The fumes are also destroying her hibiscus plant. Jed and Granny misunderstand Margaret and believe they are invited to the party. And Granny thinks that a hibiscus is in the body and wants to doctor Margaret. Drysdale sends Miss Jane to talk to the Clampetts. Jed thinks that a garden party is when you help someone make a garden. Miss Jane tries to talk the Clampetts out of going to the party and tells them it has nothing to do with actual gardening. They still want to go. Miss Jane shows Drysdale the Clampetts all dressed up. The Clampetts arrive at the party with some of Granny's "rheumatism medicine" and some country cooking. Margaret talks them into taking their stuff back and waiting by their 'cement pond' to handle the 'overflow' from her party. After Granny shoots a fake alligator in the pond, the crowd from Margaret's party come over to see what happened. They start drinking the spiked punch and the people are having a great time. With all her guests at the Clampetts, Margaret finally comes over and joins them.
Also guest-starring Curt Massey as the violin player, Arthur Gould-Porter as Ravenswood, and Sharon Tate as Young Lady - Party Guest.
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| EpisodeNumber = 48
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = Elly Needs a Maw
| DirectedBy = Joseph Depew
| WrittenBy = Keith Fowler, Phil Leslie, Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–12
| ShortSummary = Drysdale tells Miss Jane that Mrs. Fenwick is looking for investors for a real estate development project. Jed comes by and tells Drysdale and Miss Jane that he wants a plane ticket to go back to the hills. Elly is still too much of a tom-boy. That morning Elly was riding around on a motorcycle. Jed wants to find a mother for Elly to turn her into a lady. Drysdale thinks he can find a woman in Beverly Hills and Jed leaves. Back at the mansion, Granny is against the idea of Jed marrying a city woman. Drysdale calls Jed and says that Mrs. Fenwick is interested in him, but doesn't mention she's only interested in his money for the project. Jethro drives Jed to the Fenwick gatehouse which they still think is where she lives. Meanwhile, Mrs. Fenwick arrives at the mansion. Jed then shows up and he and Mrs. Fenwick have a confusing conversation. When she finally figures out that Jed is talking about marriage, she leaves.
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| EpisodeNumber = 49
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = The Clampetts Get Culture
| DirectedBy = Joseph Depew
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–13
| ShortSummary = Granny tells Jed they have no friends in Beverly Hills. Mrs. Drysdale comes by with one of Elly's goats and asks them to keep it out of her yard. Jed at first thinks Margaret is giving them the goat as a gift, until Elly says it is hers. Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts (Eleanor Audley) drives up with Jethro. She tries to tell Jed and Granny that Jethro is being expelled from her school for being disruptive. Margaret tells Elly that she will have the police lock up all of her critters. Jed tells Drysdale that their going back to the hills and want their money. Drysdale asks them to go back to the mansion and he will straighten everything out. Drysdale threatens both Margaret and Millicent and they have to go and make up with the Clampetts. Millicent tells Jed that she'll tutor Jethro privately and that she is attracted to Jed. Miss Jane dresses Granny up and tells her that Margaret wants her to join her Bridge Club. Drysdale wants to take Jed and Jethro to his Golf Club. Things don't go well with Granny playing Bridge. At the Golf Club, Jed and Jethro misunderstand what the steam room is for. Back at the mansion, the Drysdales, Miss Jane and Millicent sing Christmas carols for the Clampetts.
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| EpisodeNumber = 50
| EpisodeNumber2 = 14
| Title = Christmas at the Clampetts
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–14
| ShortSummary = Drysdale has set up a Christmas tree with gifts in the Clampett mansion. The family is confused by some of the gifts. Granny thinks the TV is some kind of fancy washing machine. The family intends to give Mrs. Drysdale a mink, as in the actual animal. At the Drysdale home, Milburn gives Margaret a mink coat. Drysdale tells Margaret that he also got the Clampetts a boat. He hopes that if the Clampetts enjoy the boat enough, they won't want to go back to the hills. Drysdale also got a chimpanzee for the family. The family discovers the boat in the driveway. Jed and Granny then see the chimp in the boat wearing a sailor's suit. At first Margaret doesn't want to go to the Clampetts for Christmas. But Milburn says they have a present for her and it might be the Hope Diamond. After they arrive at the mansion, Drysdale tells Jed he put the boat there as a gift. Granny gives Margaret an assortment of Hillbilly foods as a gift. Elly tells Margaret that she can't find her present and Margaret is quite upset. To teach her a lesson, Drysdale wants to hide Margaret's mink because she just left it laying on the floor. The Clampetts search for a place to sail their boat. But all they see are cars pulling boats.
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| EpisodeNumber = 51
| EpisodeNumber2 = 15
| Title = A Man for Elly
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–15
| ShortSummary = Granny spends all her time watching her television idol, Western actor Quirt Manly (Henry Gibson). This leaves Jethro to have to do the cooking, which isn't working out so well. Granny believes Quirt would be just the man for Elly. Miss Jane tells Jed that Quirt lives in Beverly Hills. Mr. Drysdale arranges for Quirt to stop by the Clampett mansion. Granny is very disappointed when Quirt is revealed to be much less of a man than expected. Elly shows Quirt some of her pets and he says how much he likes animals, especially small ones. He tells Elly about the men who are his stunt and voice doubles on his TV show. His real name is Henry and he's only on the show because his father is the sponsor. Henry recites a poem about raccoons. Henry lets Jethro drive his car around. Jethro winds up picking up a lot of women because they think he's Quirt. Jed keeps trying to make Henry look like a man's man to Granny, but things just don't work out the way he planned.
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| EpisodeNumber = 52
| EpisodeNumber2 = 16
| Title = The Giant Jackrabbit
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–16
| ShortSummary = Jethro is trying to teach Duke to fetch, but is having no luck. Granny complains that because Elly has made all the animals her pets, there's nothing to cook. Jethro says that Mr. Drysdale mentioned a Beverly Caterers will bring food to you. Jed thinks it is a woman's name and that she does the cooking. Jed and Granny call Beverly Caterers, but the conversation doesn't go well. Meanwhile, Miss Jane tells Mr. Drysdale that his wife called and there's a kangaroo in their backyard. Drysdale knows that a banker friend sent it as a joke. He'll have the zoo come and get it. Granny sees a kangaroo and thinks it is an oversized jackrabbit. Jed thinks she's had too much moonshine. Whenever Granny tries to show the animal to Jed, it has moved somewhere else. Jethro tells Miss Jane how rude Beverly Caterers was and Drysdale calls them up. Granny and the kangaroo get into a fist fight. When she tells Jed about it, he asks her where she's hiding the moonshine. Bill Tinsman and Marian Billington from Beverly Caterers come by to apologize and things get a bit confusing.
Also guest-starring Arthur Gould-Porter as Ravenswood and Sharon Tate as Janet Trego.
Note: , this episode is the 36th most watched prime-time telecast in U.S. television history.
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| EpisodeNumber = 53
| EpisodeNumber2 = 17
| Title = The Girl from Home
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–17
| ShortSummary = Some old love letters from Jethro lead mountain man Lafe Crick (Peter Whitney) and his daughter Essiebelle (Muriel Landers) to Beverly Hills. Though he doesn't actually remember proposing to Essiebelle in the letters, Jethro is now looking forward to marrying her. Jed doesn't think Jethro is ready for marriage. The family goes into town to buy a ring. Essiebelle tries to tell her father that she loves Mel Pratt, a boy back in the hills. Lafe and Essiebelle are let into the mansion by Elly's chimp. The family comes home and Marian Billington from Beverly Caterers arrives for her date with Jethro. When Marian finds out about Essiebelle, she leaves. Jethro is stunned when he sees how much weight Essiebelle's gained. Jethro then goes running after Marian. Jed goes to try and comfort Essiebelle and she tells him she's in love with Mel. Granny and Lafe return with Jethro. Jed and Essiebelle come up with a way to have Lafe call off the wedding.
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| EpisodeNumber = 54
| EpisodeNumber2 = 18
| Title = Lafe Lingers On
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–18
| ShortSummary = Freeloader Lafe Crick and his daughter are headed back home and Granny's glad to see them go. But it is not long before Miss Jane drives Lafe back to the mansion. Lafe pretends to be weak and hungry and claims he doesn't want charity. Lafe manages to con Mr. Drysdale into thinking he's a hard worker and into giving him a job at the bank guarding Jed's money. Granny doesn't think Lafe can be trusted in a bank. When left alone in Drysdale's office, Lafe starts looking around for Jed's money. But when he finds out that most of Jed's money isn't actually in the bank, Lafe then believes Jed has his money buried behind the mansion. Granny had wanted a root cellar dug in the back yard. When her and Jed get up the next morning, they find Lafe has dug a giant hole in the yard.
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| EpisodeNumber = 55
| EpisodeNumber2 = 19
| Title = The Race for Queen
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–19
| ShortSummary = Jethro is working in the hole that will be Granny's root cellar. He thinks he struck oil. Jed doesn't need more oil and they start to fill in the hole. Mr. Drysdale learns that Candy Davis (Susan Hart), one of the Commerce Bank secretaries, will be a contestant for Queen of Beverly Hills. When Margaret hears that the winner gets a trip around the world, she suggests Elly should run. That way the family would be gone for a while. Jethro tries digging in a different spot, but hits oil again. Milburn thinks the Clampetts are digging the hole to put their money in. He tells Granny about the advantages of the vault at the bank and Granny thinks he means to use as her root cellar. Miss Jane suggests to Jed that Elly run for Queen. The Clampetts think the race for the Queen is an actual foot race. So, Granny wants to run as well. Mr. Drysdale tries to talk Candy out of running, while Miss Jane gets Granny to not run. Robert Cummings, the Contest Announcer, names Candy and Elly as the finalists. Milburn states that Candy has withdrawn, but the bank will pay for a trip around the world for her. Miss Jane will take Candy's place in the contest. Elly states that she'd rather have Miss Jane win. Robert announces fellow judge Karen Crandall as the winner.
Also guest-starring John Alvin as Harry Barth.
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| EpisodeNumber = 56
| EpisodeNumber2 = 20
| Title = Lafe Returns
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–20
| ShortSummary = To get Elly's mind off of her critters, Jed calls Drysdale to see if there are any eligible men at the bank. Miss Jane comes up with the bank's new CPA, Fred Penrod (Bobs Watson). Jed meets Fred and there's some confusion over Fred's name. Meanwhile, Lafe Crick comes back to the Clampett mansion and brings Granny a Pawpaw tree. Granny is not happy to see Lafe. Lafe wants to plant the tree himself because he's still thinks Jed has his money buried in the ground. Jed tells Elly that Fred is coming to court her. Lafe overhears Jed and reminds him that he has a single son back home. Jed is not interested. Fred arrives and Lafe tries to scare him off by giving a bad description of Elly. Fred is about to leave and then he sees Elly. Granny hears Lafe call back home trying to get his son to come and marry Elly. Miss Jane and Drysdale arrive and run into Lafe. They still mistakenly believe Lafe is a hard worker and a dear friend of Jed's. Lafe digs a giant hole in the back yard.
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| EpisodeNumber = 57
| EpisodeNumber2 = 21
| Title = Son of Lafe Returns
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–21
| ShortSummary = Elly is getting ready for a date with Fred Penrod. Granny has Elly dress up the way Granny used to when she was younger. Jed thinks the clothes are a bit out of date. Fred comes by and Jed and Jethro still are confused about his name. Fred is a little surprised by Elly's outfit. Jethro drives the two away in the truck. Lafe arrives at the mansion with his son Dub (Conlan Carter). Dub is not too bright. Lafe wants Dub to court Elly and marry her. Jed is not thrilled about them being there. But he'll let them spend the night if they don't bother Granny. So Granny doesn't see it, Jed has Jethro move Lafe's car. Jethro winds up pushing it down a hill and it gets destroyed. Drysdale learns from Lafe about his son Dub. Thinking Dub is as hard working as Lafe, Drysdale would like to get him a job at the bank. Drysdale gives Lafe some money to fly the boy over, not knowing Dub's already here. Granny sees Dub and gets mad that there's a Crick in the house. Jed tries to make her think she imagined it. Granny then sees Lafe but Jed tells her he's not there. Granny sets a trap for the Crick's using food, but she catches Jethro instead.
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| EpisodeNumber = 58
| EpisodeNumber2 = 22
| Title = The Clampetts Go Fishing
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
| OriginalAirDate =
| ProdCode = 2–22
| ShortSummary = Drysdale wants to get the Clampetts interested in deep sea fishing. Jed has been disappointed that there's no good hunting in Beverly Hills. Drysdale and Miss Jane bring them a taxidermied trophy fish to mount on the wall. Granny tries cooking the fish. Because of Granny's fear of boats, the Clampetts go fishing on the bridge that goes over the Los Angeles River. At the bank, Drysdale tells Granny and Jed that he has chartered a boat for them. Granny's fear of boats only temporarily thwarts Drysdale's plan to take the Clampetts deep sea fishing. He wants to take them to Marineland to see the types of fish they could catch in the ocean. They want to save Drysdale the trip and go to Marineland by themselves. Thinking that they're large fishing holes, Granny wants to "catch the whale". The family is stunned when they see how big a whale really is. Granny still wants to get one. Elly wants to take a walrus home, but Jed stops her. Elly does sneak a baby seal home.
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| EpisodeNumber = 59
| EpisodeNumber2 = 23
| Title = A Bride for Jed
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–23
| ShortSummary = Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs are visiting the Clampetts. Gladys Flatt (Joi Lansing) and Louise Scruggs (Midge Ware) came along. The women don't look forward to cooking lessons from Granny. Lester and Earl ask Jed why he hasn't married a city woman yet. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by the mansion to meet the men. Drysdale asks them how they met their wives. The men say they found them by holding auditions for backup singers. Miss Jane suggests doing the same for Jed. Meanwhile, Gladys and Louise want to get out of cooking lessons by suggesting to Jed that they take Elly to San Francisco to make a lady out of her. Lester and Earl are all for the idea, because then they can bring the other women to the mansion for the auditions. Louise calls the mansion to let their husbands know they arrived safely. Not knowing who's calling, Miss Jane thinks they're interested in the auditions. The mansion is filling up with women. Gladys and Louise come back and want to know what their husbands are up to. Lester and Earl decide to get out of the wife finding business.
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| EpisodeNumber = 60
| EpisodeNumber2 = 24
| Title = The Critter Doctor
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–24
| ShortSummary = Elly calls Dr. Martin (Russell Collins) of the zoo and wants him to come over to treat her dog Duke who is sick. Granny is upset because she thinks she should be treating Duke. Jed tries to tell Granny that he also wants Dr. Martin to come over as he might be the right man for Elly. Jed wants Elly to ask Dr. Martin to come to dinner later. Dr. Martin arrives and he is an elderly man. Without Jed or Granny meeting him, Elly takes him upstairs to the bedroom that Duke is in. Meanwhile, Granny mistakes a bug repellent salesman, Jim Gardner (Mark Goddard), for the veterinarian. She has Elly meet Jim and Jim takes a liking to Elly. After Jim gives Granny a sales pitch, Granny thinks Jim is no "Critter Doctor" but actually a "Bug Doctor" who is there to sell "bug vittles". Dr. Martin is leaving without Granny or Jed actually meeting him. Granny refuses to make dinner for the Bug Doctor. Jim teaches Elly the "Hooterville Hop". Dr. Martin comes back and brings Elly another critter. Granny is taken with Dr. Martin, after finally meeting him. They figure out who Jim is. Jim, Elly, Granny and Dr. Martin go on a double date.
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| EpisodeNumber = 61
| EpisodeNumber2 = 25
| Title = Granny Versus the Weather Bureau
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–25
| ShortSummary = Jethro is excited about watching the weather report on TV because of the pretty Weather Girl (Quinn O'Hara). Granny says the girl's prediction for dry weather that evening is wrong. Granny says it is going to rain. She tells Elly some of her weather prediction methods. Granny then shows Elly her weather beetle Cecil. Jed calls Justin Addison (John McGiver), the head of the Weather Bureau for the area. Granny tells Justin that it is going to rain tonight. Justin tries to explain to her about all of their scientific equipment. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by and Jed says he'd like to meet Mr. Addison. Drysdale introduces Jed to Justin. The two misunderstand each other when Justin talks about Hurricane Daisy and Jed thinks he's talking about Granny. Justin is brought to the mansion where he shows the Clampetts a movie about modern weather prediction. Justin once again says it won't rain and it suddenly starts to pour. Justin decides to use weather beetle Cecil to make his predictions.
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| EpisodeNumber = 62
| EpisodeNumber2 = 26
| Title = Another Neighbor
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–26
| ShortSummary = It is tonic time in Beverly Hills. Granny's made a batch of extra strong tonic and wants to give it to the local residents. Margaret tells Drysdale that the Countess Maria (Jean Willes) is coming to town for the social event of the year. Maria has leased the mansion next to the Clampetts and Margaret is afraid they'll ruin things. Maria gets a sample of the tonic and loves it. Maria goes to the Clampetts to get more tonic and is attracted to Jed. She wants to throw a party and serve the tonic. Jethro tells them that Mrs. Drysdale poured out the rest of Granny's tonic into the pool. Maria goes to the bank and tells Margaret that she'll be throwing a party for high society people. Maria says that she's inviting the Clampetts and that Margaret is not invited. Miss Jane goes to the mansion to arrange a peace treaty between Granny and Margaret. She drinks some of the tonic and starts to chase after Jethro. The Countess and Humphrey (Burt Mustin), her Chauffeur, pick up Jed to go for a drive. Granny discovers that the tonic in the pool is now perfectly watered down. Maria and Humphery drink some of the perfect tonic. The party Maria throws at the Clampett mansion winds up being a wedding party for her and Humphrey. Susan Hart as secretary Candy Davis.
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| EpisodeNumber = 63
| EpisodeNumber2 = 27
| Title = The Bank Raising
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–27
| ShortSummary = Drysdale is having a ground-breaking ceremony for a new bank building. Marian Billington from Beverly Caterers arrives at the bank. Fleming Pendleton (Lester Matthews) comes by and wants to introduce John Lucus (Addison Richards) to Jed. Fleming mistakenly believes Jed is a financial wizard. Jed arrives and Fleming and John try to get investment tips from Jed. The men overhear Jed say something about crawdads to Marian. The men think crawdad is a stock and call their brokers to buy all they can. Jed misunderstands and gets the rest of the family to help build the bank. They arrive at the vacant lot for the ground breaking ceremony. The family is surprised when Drysdale only lifts one shovelful of dirt. Everyone leaves and Jed decides to start building the bank themselves. The next morning Drysdale looks at the lot and sees a small cabin with "The New Commerce Bank" written on it.
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| EpisodeNumber = 64
| EpisodeNumber2 = 28
| Title = The Great Crawdad Hunt
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–28
| ShortSummary = The Clampetts are excited to get a big food package from home. Harry Sledge (Peter Leeds), the package delivery driver, is surprised when Jethro lifts the giant box by himself. Meanwhile, John Lucus wants Drysdale to introduce him to Jed. John believes Jed is a financial wizard. Fleming Pendleton comes by and the two ask Drysdale to find out what Jed's crawdad stock is. Later, John tells Fleming that he believes that Jed is developing Crawdad, an amphibious military vehicle. John talks to Harry about the package he delivered to the Clampetts. The men would like Harry to go back to the Clampetts to find out some more information. Harry goes to the mansion under the guise of needing another signature. He misunderstands many of the goings on there. Harry tells John and Fleming that Granny is developing a rocket fuel, Jethro is a mathematical genius and Elly has uncovered new secrets of genetics. The three men make a vow not to reveal Jed's experiments.
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| EpisodeNumber = 65
| EpisodeNumber2 = 29
| Title = The Dress Shop
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–29
| ShortSummary = At the bank, Jethro mentions to Jed how many tickets they've gotten parking in front. Thinking the tickets are a good thing and wanting to share them, Jed has Jethro put them on other cars. Mr. Drysdale has Jed buy a Beverly Hills dress store for an investment. The Clampetts want to go there to help. At the store, Doorman Maurice (Maurice Marsac) shows Mrs. Langwell (Marjorie Bennett) in. Madame Renee (Natalie Schafer) shows Mrs. Langwell the dress that was designed for her. The Clampetts show up and Renee thinks they're Welfare cases. When the family says they're here to help, Renee thinks they want a job. The family believes that Renee is poor and that her model is her starving daughter. They decide to go and buy some food for them. The family returns with a large amount of food. Drysdale and Miss Jane turn up and explain that the Clampetts own the building. Granny says they're taking Renee's daughters (models) to the mansion to fatten them up. Renee says she needs them for a fashion show later and Granny says they'll do the show. Elly puts on a fashion show for the customers and Granny starts the bidding for the dresses. They sell every dress in the store for a total of $50.
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| EpisodeNumber = 66
| EpisodeNumber2 = 30
| Title = The House of Granny
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–30
| ShortSummary = Jed wants to turn their newly acquired Beverly Hills dress boutique, The House of Renee, into a country store, The House of Granny. Jed and Jethro go to the store and because they don't have a key, Jed tries to pick the lock on the door. A Police Officer (Ray Kellogg) comes by and arrests them. Jed calls Granny from jail and tells her to get a hold of Mr. Drysdale. Drysdale winds up in jail with Jed and Jethro. Miss Jane gets the men out of jail. The Clampetts start adding country touches to their store. Granny wants to fire Doorman Maurice, but Jed lets him stay and he would like to design dresses. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by the store. Granny gives Drysdale a haircut. Granny is sad because there haven't been any customers. Jed decides to give the store to Maurice. Edna Skinner as Mrs. Wright, a customer.
Also guest-starring George Cisar as Police Sergeant.
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| EpisodeNumber = 67
| EpisodeNumber2 = 31
| Title = The Continental Touch
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–31
| ShortSummary = Granny wants to teach Elly how to cook, but she has to catch Elly first. The cooking lesson doesn't go well. Jed goes to the Beverly Hills dress boutique he used to own, which is now the House of Maurice. Jed asks Maurice if he could teach Elly how to be a lady. Maurice and Madame Potvin dress Elly up and teach her some French. Mrs. Drysdale comes by the boutique and bad mouth's the Clampetts to Maurice. Margaret sees Elly in a black wig, and not recognizing her, mistakes Elly for royalty. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by because Drysdale is worried Margaret will spend too much money. Margaret tells them that there is a Princess in the building. Drysdale and Miss Jane recognize Elly but don't say anything. Drysdale, Miss Jane and Maurice play along and let Margaret meet the Princess. Margaret would like to throw a party for the Princess. The family comes to visit Elly and arrive through the back. To teach Margaret a lesson, Miss Jane tells the Clampetts they're invited to the Drysdales for a party. Margaret faints when she learns who her royal guests really are.
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| EpisodeNumber = 68
| EpisodeNumber2 = 32
| Title = Jed, Incorporated
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–32
| ShortSummary = Mr. Drysdale wants Jed to incorporate for the tax advantages and call it Clamco, Inc. Jed is President, Granny is Vice-President, Elly is the Secretary and Jethro will be treasurer. The Clampetts want to take over the top floor of the Commerce Bank. Drysdale is against the idea, but he can't bring himself to say no to Jed. The Clampetts arrive at the bank. Granny thinks the elevator is the penthouse where they'll be working. Once they get up to their floor, they're impressed by the size and their names on the doors. Jed's not sure what type of business they're in. When Granny has Jethro look up the word vice, she says she quits because she doesn't want to be president of that. Miss Jane tries to explain what a corporation does, but none of the family understands her. Drysdale tries to tell Jed that the corporation was formed so they would give less taxes to the government. Drysdale then says that Clamco can stimulate the economy by getting more money into the hands of more people. Jed misunderstands and the family starts throwing money out of the windows to the people below. When he hears that he can't give money away like that, Jed desolves the corporation.
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| EpisodeNumber = 69
| EpisodeNumber2 = 33
| Title = Granny Learns to Drive
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–33
| ShortSummary = Cab driver Richard Burten (Mel Blanc) brings Granny home from town. Granny thinks he's a really nice man for driving people around. She gets mad when Richard asks her for the cab fare, not understanding how cabs work. Granny gets her shot gun and chases Richard away. Granny now wants to learn how to drive. Jed is excited to see Elly cooking, but then he gets a look at what she made and he can't even cut it with a knife. Jethro gives Granny driving lessons, but it doesn't go well. Richard comes back and is almost hit by Granny driving. After talking to Elly, he thinks the mansion is a mental institution. Drysdale and Miss Jane come by and Richard thinks Drysdale is the doctor in charge. Richard tells him about Granny driving and Drysdale tells Miss Jane to call the police to bring her back safely. Richard then tells him about the misunderstanding about the cab fare and Drysdale pays him. Granny goes through a red light and a Motorcycle Cop (Harry Lauter) starts chasing them. Granny crashes into the mansion's front door. The Cop arrives and is about to give Granny a ticket. Richard tells the Cop the mansion is an institution and Drysdale is the doctor. After talking to Drysdale and seeing Elly's chimp walking around, the Cop leaves.
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| EpisodeNumber = 70
| EpisodeNumber2 = 34
| Title = Cabin in Beverly Hills
| DirectedBy = Richard Whorf
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–34
| ShortSummary = Mrs. Drysdale asks Jed what is an old cabin doing in his backyard. Jed explains that Mr. Drysdale had a replica made of Jed's old cabin as a surprise for Granny's birthday. She's been homesick. Drysdale and Miss Jane bring Granny home and she is upset because no one said anything about her birthday. Drysdale tries to tell Margaret that the cabin is only temporary. They blindfold Granny and put her in the cabin. When she takes the blindfold off, she thinks she's in heaven. Ginny Jennings (Sheila James), a student majoring in sociology, comes by the mansion. The Drysdales are outside and Ginny thinks it is their home. Ginny is doing a survey on the servants homeowners have. The Drysdales and Miss Jane leave. Ginny sees Jed and asks him some questions. She thinks the Clampetts live in the cabin as Drysdale's servants. Ginny wants to stop what she thinks is Drysdale's oppression. Margaret continues to complain about the cabin to Milburn. Ginny brings Professor Robert Graham (John Stephenson) to the bank to talk to Drysdale. After the conversation, Ginny and Graham believe Drysdale is a tyrant and vow to stop him. Ginny brings Graham to the mansion and the cabin. Ginny insists the Clampetts celebrate in the mansion. Still not knowing that the Clampetts own the place, Ginny and Graham believe they have started to free them of their oppression.
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| EpisodeNumber = 71
| EpisodeNumber2 = 35
| Title = Jed Foils a Homewrecker
| DirectedBy = Joseph Depew
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–35
| ShortSummary = Mrs. Drysdale hires a demolition man to remove the Clampetts' cabin. Mr. Drysdale decides to occupy the cabin so it can't be removed. He wants Miss Jane to chop some fire wood for him. Jethro helps Miss Jane with the wood and she wants to give him a kiss. She gives Jethro the keys to Drysdale's limousine, suggesting they kiss there, but Jethro just wants to drive it. Because of something that Miss Jane let slip, the Clampetts think a "home wrecker" is breaking up the Drysdales' marriage. Meanwhile, Ginny Jennings and Professor Graham still believe the Clampetts are being oppressed. Ginny wants to publish a story about the Clampetts plight, but Graham warns she could be sued. At the mansion, Ginny and Graham learn from Miss Jane that the Clampetts still use the cabin. Ginny and Graham talk with the Clampetts and then Drysdale and they continue to misunderstand the situation. Ginny sees Jethro drive up in Drysdale's limousine and encourages him to take the car and drive his family away. The next morning a man from the wrecking company comes by the cabin. He thinks Drysdale is a vagrant and then Jed shows up. Jed thinks the Wrecker is the man breaking up the Drysdales' marriage and sends him off. Ginny, Graham and the Wrecker return and more confusion ensues.
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| EpisodeNumber = 72
| EpisodeNumber2 = 36
| Title = Jethro's Graduation
| DirectedBy = Joseph Depew
| WrittenBy = Paul Henning & Mark Tuttle
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| ProdCode = 2–36
| ShortSummary = It is Jethro's graduation day and Jed bought him a new watch as a present. Flashback to when Jethro first enrolled at Mrs. Millicent Schuyler-Potts' school. Back to the present and Jed tells Jethro how proud they all are. Miss Jane comes by with a book as a present for Jethro, but all he's interested in is his watch. Mrs. Potts calls and tells Jed that Jethro is late for his graduation ceremony rehearsal. Jethro gets to the school and tells Mrs. Potts about the extravagant suit he's going to wear. Mrs. Potts panics and calls Drysdale. Drysdale comes by and Millicent tells him she's afraid Jethro will ruin the ceremony. And she's worried Jethro will jeopardize her chances for a new large endowment from philanthropist Theodore Switzer (Donald Foster). Drysdale and Millicent come up with a plan to have Jethro show up late to the ceremony. Diana Davis (Lisa Davis), Mrs. Pott's assistant, will get Jethro's watch and set it back. Millicent will do the same with Jed's watch. Millicent tells Diana that after Theodore Switzer has left, they will have a special ceremony just for Jethro. Granny thinks it is later than what their watches say so her, Elly and Skipper the chimpanzee head to the school. Skipper takes Jethro's place in his sixth grade graduation ceremony, impressing Mr. Switzer so much that he doubles his endowment.
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