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Showing posts with label Germs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Germs. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 07, 2020

Yes, Tucker Carlson's hands are germy.
But that's not all.
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Sunday, April 19, 2020

Be thankful you have only two to wash.
Think of the poor millipede.
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Friday, April 10, 2020

Trump Sez:  "One of the biggest problems the world has 
is the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can’t 
keep up with it."
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Sunday, March 15, 2020

Why do Pathogens look like Sea Mines? Discuss.
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Sunday, February 23, 2020

Germophobe-in-Chief
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Saturday, April 28, 2018

Hand-kissing is not in Trump's playbook.
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Saturday, March 03, 2018

Germ That Trump Missed Threatens to Sabotage
His Administration
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Monday, November 13, 2017

Bacteriophobe's Nightmare
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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

In the microbial world, the equivalent of 'Limbaugh Defends 
Cruz Against Trump' would be 'E. Coli Defends Herpes 
Genitalis Against Ebola'.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

For Whom the Blue Bell Tolls
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Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Congressman Sean Duffy (R-WI) wants the world to know
 he opposes the pasteurization of families.
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Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Germy Sez:  "Thom Tillis, I WUV you!"
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First they came for the heliocentrists, 
and I did not speak out
Then they came for the evolutionists, 
and I did not speak out
Then they came for the climatologists, 
and I did not speak out.
Then they came for the epidemiologists, 
and I did not speak out.
Then they came for the bacteriologists, 
and I did not speak out.

Then I got measles and died.
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"Under my Senate leadership, the regulatory burden that
once required us to wash our hands after using the rest-
room here on Capitol Hill has been reduced. I just took a 
leak in the Senate washroom and didn't wash my hands.  
See, no germs!"
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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

"I just wanted you to know, Governor, that shaking 
hands spreads more germs than kissing."
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Monday, May 20, 2013

Mark Amodei (R-NV) Sez:  "While I'm happy to give
up my taxpayer-subsidized health insurance, I would
ask that everyone keep their distance and not breathe
any germs on me."
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

"Uh, pardon me, Mr. President, but did you remember to
anoint your lips with Curel before kissing the Holy Koran?"
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Monday, June 09, 2008

Two very famous people are holding hands in this picture.
Guess who they are and you might win 99.99 germy reasons
to use Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer.
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Monday, May 19, 2008

John McCain has announced his campaign is implementing a new
mouthwash policy. "We're saying goodnight to germs," he says.


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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Sheikh Abdul had been warned that shaking hands
spreads more germs than kissing. He ignored the
warning and paid for it with his life.
Posted by Fearguth at 1:46 PM 0 comments
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