"I'm not afraid to shake your hand, Senator Tillis.
I'm dying from leprosy."
Long a persecuted minority in the microbe community,
fecal bacteria have a new champion on Capitol Hill.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
The Politico Illustrated #31
"The Politico's role in the DC ecosystem"
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Food Network Drops Paula Deen Like an E. Coli-
Contaminated Lady's Brunch Burger
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
China's state capitalism is great for anaerobic bacteria,
but not so great for air breathers.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #66
Flesh Eaters from Georgia
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Yesterday's pessimist said the glass was half empty.
Today's pessimist says the glass is not only half
empty, but the water it contains is contaminated
with E. coli and is evaporating rapidly.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Some 390 Tons of U.S. Ground Beef Tainted with
E. Libertariani Bacteria Recalled
Monday, April 06, 2009
Although you can't see them very clearly from where you're sitting, these Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus bacteria have become extremely paranoid, convinced that doctors, public health officials, and the Obama Administration have joined in a sinister conspiracy to prevent them from eating human flesh. As the saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!"