December is the perfect time of year for my ongoing Army of Advent. The seasonal imagi-nation consists of infantry, cavalry, artillery and other troops, all with Christmas-themed names. This time of year, a select few regiments get to parade out on a shelf amongst other decorations. This year has been the turn of three new regiments raised for the Army of Advent’s Highland Brigade.
- The Hogmanay Highlanders (below right)
- The Cranachan Highlanders (below centre)
- The Black Bun Watch (below left)


I thought it was good opportunity to get the whole army out together for a seasonal review. Only Cracker Battery of the artillery didn’t attend (it was too cold to go out and retrieve them from the garage…).
The Commander in Chief, Sir Rudolf St. Nicholas is about to review the troops accompanied by his Chief of Staff, Major-General Sir Minns-Pye, Major-General Sir Stockingfiller (QMG) and his Military Secretary, Colonel Figgypudding.
Taking pride of place are the three regiments of the newly raised Highland Brigade.
The Advent Highland Brigade is commanded by the mounted Colonel McDaftdaye of the Hogmanay Highlanders.
Carols and Christmas tunes are lustily played by the band of the Advent Marines.
With mace in hand. the Bandmaster, Major Carroll-Service of the Advent Marine Light Infantry, leads the musicians in his red sash.
A trio of Basson, Oboe and Clarinet take up one of the many regimental carols played for the gathered regiments.
Some other newly raised regiments from recent years join the parade for their first appearance on Suburban Militarism, including Pudding Battery of the Christmas Artillery. They are a mortar battery (firing, it is said, only Christmas puddings) raised last year. Their facings are described as ‘plum-coloured’. Their CO, Lt. Roe-Sturkee, raised his arm in a signal to commence firing as a salute.


Also making a debut are The Christmas Carabiniers, a heavy cavalry regiment led by Major Hollireeth. The Carabiniers are mounted on black horses and wear steel helmets and cuirasses. The helmets have a brown fur surround except for their CO who is distinguished by white fur. Their coats are red with white linings, causing observers to commonly remark on the close similarity with the modern dress of Santa Claus himself…


Other regiments in attendance include the green-coated Poinsettian Rifles, engaging in an informative demonstration of Jaeger manoeuvres. A red poinsettia flower is displayed on their tricornes for such special occasions.


Aside from the Christmas Carabiniers, Heavy Cavalry is bolstered by the appearance of the yellow-coated Eggnog Cuirassiers. Light Cavalry in attendance include the Christingle Dragoons (Lieutenant-Colonel Bauble) and the Carolling Hussars (Lieutenant-Colonel Cranbury-Soarse).
Prestigious infantry regiments such as the Mistletoe Guards (light blue coats), the Yule Grenadiers (white coats), and the 1st Noel Regiment of Foot (red coats, extreme right) also take their place.
Finally, the CO and his staff officers inspect the Highland Brigade…
As Colonel McDaftdaye takes the salute, the Highlanders stand Order Arms.
Sir Rudolf St. Nicholas pronounces himself most satisfied with the new brigade and offers hearty congratulations, raising his hat to a proud Colonel McDaftdaye. The pipes and drums of the Highland Brigade strike up with some more seasonal tunes.
And with that 2024’s Army of Advent parade comes to a conclusion!



































































































































