-----2026/3/9----- Shoutout to ChatGPT for being the most confidently inccorect, misleading, lying game related "companion"

Score 0% accuracy, Lies 100%.

-----2026/3/5----- I'm considering having an artist debut with the kind of style of Dan Paladin and Octavariumguy. And to post both on DeviantArt and on Steam. https://www.deviantart.com/kanicyber




2025

-----2025/12/16----- Valve got a fat L on this one, look how extremely innacurate the game genre played of the year they think I played: https://store.steampowered.com/replay/76561199263812328/2025?l=english ------------ Not a singe open world survival craft, only 24h on railshooter and about 120h on racing games. look up everything I played this year! I even planned from the start to have : JRPG, 2D, MMORPG/Dungeons n Dragons, Visual novel, Management, Tactical RPG and whatever as last. I am really pissed at this as I wanted to show them on my profile and it's ruined!

-----2025/12/7----- Changed username from "六十七匹の稲妻炎カニ" / "Rokujūnana-hiki no inazuma-honō kani" to a shorter one that reads: "Rokujūshichi kani shinkaku" or "67 crab deity". No it's not a reference to that dumb meme, I was already using 67 before it became a meme.

-----2025/11/25----- Shoutout to that skinny dentist that kept pressing her chest on my face each time her assistant left the room, 10/10 would recommend! :D (It's not sexual assault if it's a warmly welcomed surprise)

-----2025/9/4----- Started playing the Ocarina.

-----2025/8/16----- Just learned my father used to consume crab shells for his bones and joints every day. Seems like he was onto something back then.

-----2025/6/17----- Over the course of 1 month (July 25th) Played Pokémon HeartGold on emulation for the first time. And gave up at victory road because it's boring. I'm just gonna consider I've played it through, and now only misses Gen 4 to have my first playthrough and Gen 1-8 will have been done.

-----2025/3/16----- If a game has less than 70-80% positive reviews, I might never consider it. If I have the option to spend around 2-60$US or Euro or whatever equivalent, and paid to choose 3 small boxes, the first one is clearly gonna break and smells like ♥♥♥♥, the second looks sturdy but empty, the last one's sturdy, has a clear and easy opening and sounds like a promising reward and I could tell which one's which from the previous buyers opinion, of course I won't pay to get the useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one. If something looks and smells like ♥♥♥♥, you don't need to taste it to know that it's ♥♥♥♥. Of course something with 20% positive has a very unlikely odd to be a hidden gem, but it can be one, and something with very high odds to be good can be in fact bad. I'm not one to gamble on what seems to be ♥♥♥♥. If you look up the games I bought and those in my wishlist, almost no AAA games. I wonder why.

-----2025/1/27----- Helped about 60 players on Elden Ring beating Mohg to unlock their DLC today and yesterday with a level 103 glass canon. Low level enough to allow me to help those underleveled.

-----2025/1/3----- Got my first BSOD in a decade, neat...





2024


-----2024/11/7----- There is no satiation of arcane, once one delves into it.

-----2024/11/4----- Learned the Elder Futhark alphabet because it looks more stylish than latin alphabet. ᛚᛖᚨᚱᚾᛖᛞ᛫ᛏᚺᛖ᛫ᛖᛚᛞᛖᚱ᛫ᚠᚢᛏᚺᚨᚱᚲ᛫ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ᛫ᛒᛖᚲᚨᚢᛊᛖ᛫ᛁᛏ᛫ᛚᛟᛟᚲᛊ᛫ᛗᛟᚱᛖ᛫ᛊᛏᛇᛚᛁᛊᚺ᛫ᛏᚺᚨᚾ᛫ᛚᚨᛏᛁᚾ᛫ᚨᛚᛈᚺᚨᛒᛖᛏ᛬

-----2024/9/22----- Please know the difference between mage/sorcerer/wizard. -----Mages learn magic like a science and does not use catalysts, which makes em' weaker but have a wider range of spells, which makes them more versatile and unpredictable. -----Sorcerers are exactly a stereotypical "witch", for which they have magical capabilities from birth and are usually seen negatively. -----Wizards are similar to Mages but studies magic in a non-scientific way and uses catalysts, such as wands, staves and tomes. In general, they specialize in an element or two, which strenghten their alignment while being more predictable and usually less adaptable. Their weakness is to be disarmed, as they can't cast without a catalyst.-------------------- In general, mages are not limited to but rather more support, while wizards are not limited to but rather more offensive in term of fight roles.

-----2024/9/2----- THE CRAB CULT IS OFFICIALLY OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! JOIN NOW! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/CrabCultists

-----2024/4/17----- Steve and Steven are the best names to scream on top of your lungs.

-----2024/4/5----- Upgraded my gpu's temp by 8 degrees from a paper and scotch job. Gpu engineers and some case manufacturers don't know sh*t about aerodynamics.





2023


-----2023/11/17----- Plz stop sending feet pics, I'm already taken by 猫アンナにゃ (joke, I'm not a feet enjoyer)

PC SETUP

-Monitor: 1440p 165hz IPS.
-CPU: Intel i3-12100f (much better than you think for a 4 cores).
-GPU: RTX 4060.
-RAM: 2x8gb (no shame for day-to-day and gaming, stop coping for 32gb as minimum, 10gb is the minimum for a gaming rig, more than 16gb is overkill, unless you only play poorly optimized titles).
-CASE: SEGOTEP EDI (white spaceship design with a custom internal paper and scotch aerodynamics upgrade for lower gpu temps)



- name/nicknames : Kani Cyber / About 67 Crabs / Lv14 Wizard/Mage

- YT CHANNEL - https://www.youtube.com/@About67Crabs

- I make minimalist guides for quick fixes, no sugar coating and sprinkles, just raw.

- Signature colors : Violet and yellow (royal-looking, outlandish, memorable)




Personal Gaming Abilities Rating;

-Teamwork : 4/5-----------(If not leader, I will seek opportunities and take initiative on my own)
-Stealth : 3.5/5------------(Decent scout, positioning, opportunistic)
-Accuracy : 3.5/5----------(When un-rusted: Decent)
-Leadership : 4/5----------(I mostly play solo so I lack experience in group but good leadership when needed)
-Efficiency : 5/5-----------(low cost, high functionallity/usefulness/conveniance)
-Management : 4/5-------(positioning/resources/clear commands)
-Chaos making : 4/5------(for fun/evilness)
-Fashion : 3/5-------------(Not knowledgable in professional settings)
-Creativity : 4/5-----------(Tests a lot of ideas for builds, concepts, loadouts, compares many options to build the best plans and tries to find better options for anything, seeks eficiency and practicality)
-Randomness :----------- a cat hairball made of Yew and optic fiber and a spoonful of salty blackberry yogurt / an illeterate half-dead polychrome golem of questionable quality takoyaki ash at a tiny Cambodian thriftshop-----(for fun/strategy)


Multiplayer roles:

Offense : 4/5
Defence : 3/5
Support 7/5-----(needed or not, I'll provide support one way or an other. Like: preparing equipments and resources, giving clear messages of valuable intels to teammates like positions/finding weaknesses, planning ahead to save time later) making strategies and tactics for the team and finding flaws in everything to either improve or profit from them, dictator style. some say it's pure evil :D






- I have a mild case of anterograde amnesia since 2015 (after accident, difficulty to memorise new memories but older memories are intact). That's why I may repeat myself or ask to repeat because I sometimes forget what was just said or done, people usualy say it doesn't really show but most of the time I nod and pretend to follow as I forgot something or lost track of something just so I don't annoy people with that... I easily forget names and who's who. I have a tendency of playing games that need to remember a lot of informations to keep the hamster wheel at pace (Like Tropico 6, Dark souls trillogy and support roles) or it will get worst.

- Mage/Wizard/Spellblade main and Nightblade/Battlemage/Warlock/Paladin/Technomancer second. In short... If a game has non-physical actions/damage, hipitty hopitty, that thing's my specialty.

- In elements, I usually use Neutral Magic/Lightning/Fire/Poison/Light/Dark/Wind whenever available.
And as for physical, I usually use Daggers, Greataxes/Halberds/Spears or Crossbows. And SMG's/Pistols/Snipers for guns.

- I have a strange habit of taking non-potent races/classes and turn them into what they're not meant for. Such as Dwarfs/Orcs/Goblins/Knights/Assassins/Barbarians, to build them around using magic/elements if possible. I guess I enjoy being a beacon of hope in possibilities and have fun proving they can go against beliefs and traditions if you work against the flow to make your own. Of course some games have massive differences between races/classes and I'll obviously pick the good option since they're on entirely other levels. I'm not gonna pick rubbish potential and keep it that way, I play games to have fun, not to get angry.

- Selective completionist/Semi completionist. Likes to get 100% completion on games that aren't luck based, severely time consuming or annoying to unlock. Or else aims to get most quick access achievements and satisfied with a chunk done (30-75% completed).

- Commonly uses magic user names such as, 1.Vaati/ヴァーチ (wind/dark), 2.Agahnim/Aghanim/アグニム (Warlock/Lightning), 3. Pyrol/パイロル (Pyromancer), 4. Doku/毒 (poison/nightblade), 5. Remus/レムッス (Speed/Spellblade/Nightblade), 6.J'hei-ro/ジャヘイーロ (Very tall/Paladin/Strenght/Strong Slow magic), 7.Irina/イリナ (Paladin/Defense/Heals), 8.Usmar/ウスマール (Battlemage/Tank). 9, Kani Cyber/サイバーカニ (Technomancer/General magic user), 10. Inazuma/稲妻 (quick Ligtning or strong Lightning/Lightning specialist), 11. Lv. 14 Mage/Wizard (Glass canon). 12. Gilgamech/ギルガメック (Technomancer/Mech/Vehicle specialist).