Recent reviews by seed oil enjoyer

People will tell you that this is a hidden gem or has great controls or something. They will tell you it plays great, and is available at great price during a sale! IGNORE THEM.

this is a ripoff of DKCR/DKC:Tropical Freeze so brazen that Nintendo's copyright lawyers haven't pursued the case yet because since the case came across their desk they've been too busy high-fiving

it's dull. Very very dull. It turns out when a game isn't challenging in any way it's just boring. This is the kind of game people think they're designing for little kids even though little kids would find it deeply patronizing. Any charm you think the game might have is sucked out of the room when it sets in how creatively bankrupt it is. Don't support this

what the hell was going on in 2023 that SANABI wasn't being talked about by everyone and dominating awards? this was one of the best games i've ever played

update: the free DLC is an entirely new and unique game with unique design and also whips ass

This is Hades but its more interesting

The puzzles are very much on the easy side but they remain delightful and surprising the entire way through. Very satisfying as these small-scope puzzle room narrative things go--you know the type--one of the best ones for sure.

this is pretty early access and the developers all got fired because it wasn't profitable in its early access state. doomed to be incomplete. no buy.

the only laugh-out-loud video game ever made

there are so many good games that you could spend your time on instead

PC performance is abysmal. worst AAA release in recent memory

update: the game part is bad too

i equip the whip. i kill the bat. i collect the gem. some how i want to do this for 100 more hours.

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