*sucks air through teeth*
I'd like to write a great review for you but I don't have the parts in, love. See that wobbly bit there, it ain't supposed to wobble like that. Looks like one of Susan Boyle's spare chins. You're looking at a good £200 for a replacement.
Tell you what. I'm gonna finish eating this pasty then I'll get on the blower, see if Dave's got a second hand one for half that. Come back in an hour, darlin'.

*an hour later*

Fraid it's worse than we thought, duchess. The manifold's búggered. What's a manifold? Don't you worry your pretty little head about that my darlin'. I'll fix it up for you no problem. 500 quid. We'll have you back on the road by next week... etc..

*sucks air through teeth* I'd like to write a great review for you but I don't have the parts in, love. See that wobbly bit there, it ain't supposed to wobble like that. Looks like one of Susan Boyle's spare chins. You're looking at a good £200 for a replacement. Tell you what. I'm gonna finish eating this pasty then I'll get on the blower, see if Dave's got a second hand one for half that. Come back in an hour, darlin'. *an hour later* Fraid it's worse than we thought, duchess. The manifold's búggered. What's a manifold? Don't you worry your pretty little head about that my darlin'. I'll fix it up for you no problem. 500 quid. We'll have you back on the road by next week... etc..