Trunk Muffin
Florida, United States
Hard work won't kill you, but why take the chance?

Two thumbs WAY UP for the new Awards System!
Hard work won't kill you, but why take the chance?

Two thumbs WAY UP for the new Awards System!
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With my hours played, I have to give a thumbs up, right?
I'd have to be a moron to play 5000 hours in a bad game, right?

So, here are the reasons not to play:
1. Bugs, bugs, bugs: There are so many bugs in the game. If you have a problem, you just restart or flush cache (you have to do this so often, they made a button just for that purpose). Most of the time the bugs are cosmetic, or won't negatively affect you after a restart/flushed cache. But, sometimes they do, though this seems rare. They have a bug site that has 473 brand new bugs reported (that have not yet been reviewed by the devs).

2. Monetization: Well, there are no ads. But you can really spend a fortune in this game. You do really feel a lot stronger when you spend, so I don't want to take that small bit away from them.

3. Poor Performance: On top of the bugs, the game just runs really poorly on every system I've ever played it on (and there have been a few!). The screen-tearing will make you do a double-take, and worse yet, it does not (and never has) respected living in its own bottle, so it affects everything while running (and visible). Web page will wiggle and vibrate if you scroll them with the game running underneath it. Spreadsheets seem to get confused and start asking which way is cardinal north, and videos...well...it will make some much more amusing!

4. Cross-Play: There isn't any. Not even between different PC storefronts. I've never understood their explanation and I never will.

On the plus side, it's highly addictive, and there is some great strategy to be found here.
Thanks for reading this far!
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0.6 hrs on record
last played on 22 Feb
1,160 hrs on record
last played on 22 Feb
Achievement Progress   1222 of 1584
319 hrs on record
last played on 22 Feb
Comments
Princess Peach 24 Dec, 2020 @ 5:35pm 
Merry Christmas! :zgsanta::AlmaLove::raburabu:
EnderSlicer B> Backpacks & Gpans 11 May, 2020 @ 3:14pm 
yo added to ask a quick question
👄 𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘢 🤤 18 Mar, 2020 @ 10:25pm 
👹
The Amazing Mr. NF 24 May, 2018 @ 6:34pm 
Sorry! Got it checked as recieved c:
Brian 2 May, 2015 @ 4:40pm 
Hey, I'm not sure why Steam is being so difficult, or if you've even received the messages I've been sending you, but here there are copy and pasted:

7:33 PM - Brian: whoa sorry...I guess the messaging system didn't work very well :(
7:34 PM - Brian: did you get my message from earlier? I sent it like 5 mintues after yours but I guess you went offline in the meantime
7:34 PM - Brian: I wrote this: "Sorry had to move a grill. Um yeah I kind of hate Mobas :p but thanks so much for the offer! How have taken been? I see your pics every now and then"

And the voice recognition on my phone screwed up, I meant to say "How have you been?"

Anyway, sorry if the combination of Steam on my desktop + the Steam app on my phone made it appear like I was trying to ignore you :( I most certainly wasn't. I'm thinking my desktop Steam went into snooze at precisely the wrong moment. Thanks again for the offer! I'd love to talk again sometime soon.