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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 68.3 hrs on record (62.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:42pm
Updated: 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:59pm

~ Difficulty ~

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Eargasm

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

☑️ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
☑️ Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
☑️ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

~ Story mode ~

🔲 Did it even have one?!
🔲 Not bad
🔲 Good
🔲 Nice
☑️ One of those weird and perfect stories written by Kojima and that'll blows your mind make you think about it a while.

~ Conclusion ~

This game was my first exp of my life with kojima's games and I just f.u.c.k.i.n dig with it!
It blew my mind and I regret why I hadn't played this before.
You shouldn't die without playing this masterpiece, just buy it NOW!
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47 Comments
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Forever 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51am 
:lucky:
AKULA 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm 
gg
ThePlayerOne 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:47pm 
This review needs a new option of price: Cost same as Max Severed Head
Ali Salar 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:51am 
Just watch the tutorial on YouTube and go full stealth
S555X!! 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49am 
I'd say 90+ hours to complete the full game, if you're doing everything ultra-extra stealth-mode
Ali Salar 16 Mar, 2021 @ 5:23am 
Because you didn't get it, not your fault many didn't
Shay 16 Mar, 2021 @ 2:31am 
No I enjoyed free roaming with horse and that dog and quiete but the game the story and all the other aspects suck and u cant deny that
Ali Salar 16 Mar, 2021 @ 2:25am 
what do you mean, you're a hater now i see
Shay 16 Mar, 2021 @ 1:53am 
Also It's not overpriced, It's only more expensive than top 10 pc games of all times chosen by critics

Lol rewrite ur review its hilarious dude
Ali Salar 15 Mar, 2021 @ 3:49pm 
If you are familiar with the mgs story you'd know that BigBoss is a face, a symbol and that's why real BigBoss told snake that everybody is BigBoss, in our case Kojima is the symbol of Mgs, the Frenchies died after he left, because the symbol was gone, and also he really did most of the things himself lonely, but yeah he's like that kinda people who loves attention too I can't be disagree with that, but we have same case in Bethesda for Todd Howard